Don't want to be a Canadian idiot

Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frost bitten hosehead
I never learned my alphabet from A to zed

They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny
Their stupid monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot

Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of driving a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
We'll figure out their temperature in Celsius
See the map they're hovering right over us
Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of story
Break your nose and they'll just say sorry
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
So quick before they see it coming
Time for a pre-emptive strike


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Canadian Idiot Lyrics as written by Frank Edwin Iii Wright Michael Ryan Pritchard

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    Aside from that one phrase I can't get, here's a more complete version of the lyrics, plus grammar/spelling fixes:

    Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Don't wanna be some beer swilling hockey nut And do I look like some frostbitten hose head? I never learned my alphabet from A to Z

    They all live in donuts and moose beaks And they leave the house without packing heat Never even bring their guns to the mall And ya know what else is too funny? Their stupid monopoly money Can't take 'em seriously at all

    Well maple syrup and snow's what they export They treat curling just like it's a real sport They think their silly accent is so cute Can't understand a thing they’re talking aboot

    Sure they get their national healthcare Cheaper meds, ??, and clear air Then again, well they got Celine Dion Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni And dream of driving a zamboni All over Saskatchewan

    Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot We'll figure out the temperature in Celsius See the map? They're hoverin' right over us Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous

    Always hear the same kinda story Break your nose and they'll just say "Sorry" Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite? It's gotta mean they're all up to something So quick, before they see it coming Time for a preemptive strike

    JackRon September 09, 2006   Link

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