"Bottle And A Gun" as written by Aron Erlichman, Jordon Kristopher Terrell and Dylan Peter Alvarez....
It was once a dark lonely summer's eve
On the lonely streets of Sunset
When the lord called upon seven crazy m.c's
J Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz, and The Producer

Hey, uh, man you forgot the homie funny man, c'mon

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

My clothes are always retro
Sexual like I'm hetero
And I play a bitch like Nintendo (Zelda)
Take her for ride in my Benzo
Funny as fuck, I should do stand up
Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a fuck (fuck you)
Got a gold ass grill
Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill
Hop in the ride, let's roll
I'm a baritone with a voice so low
It'll make your speakers explode
And I'll drop your panties to the floor (ah)
Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways
Hop in the back girls, freaky Fridays
If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to fuck with

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Girl, come and smoke my pole like a Marlboro
Introduce me to your mom as Charles
It's Charlie Scene, Shake your ass to the bass
Wait till you see my face, hey bitch
Wear them tight jeans that show your ass crack
My first name gives Vietnam flash backs
I get drunk and do the same old, same old
Take three girls home and call them Charlies Angels
What'chu gonna do after we get signed?
I'm gonna lose my mind
Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride
Go back in time, be there that night and save 2Pac's life
Then pay my fine for getting caught fucking on the Hollywood sign
I got the game on lock
I'll have a bottle and a glock
With biceps like The Rock
Buy Tom's soul back from Rufford Murdock (hey)

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down, I'll show you how
C'mon girl, let me show you how
Let's get freaky deaky now

And I can show you how to hump without making love
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

Get down, I'll show you how
If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with
Get down, I'll show you how
I'll have a bottle and a glock
With biceps like The Rock
Buy Tom's soul back from Rufford Murdock

Bitch, what motherfucker


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"Bottle and a Gun" as written by Dylan Peter Alvarez Aron Erlichman

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  • +2
    General Commentaaaaactually I'm pretty sure it's "fucking on the Hollywood sign"
    and I think it was "What motherfucker???"
    xjaclynnxon December 19, 2006   Link
  • +2
    General CommentThese are the REAL lyrics:

    It was once a dark lonely summer's eve
    On the lonely streets of Sunset
    When the lord called upon 6 crazy M.C.'s
    J Dog, Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz,and Tha Producer

    Hey! Uh, man you forgot the homie funny man, C'mon!

    And I can show you how to hump without making love
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
    And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

    My clothes are always retro
    Sexual like I'm hetero
    And I play a bitch like nintendo (ZELDA!)
    Take a fun ride in my benzo
    Funny as fuck, I should do stand up
    Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a fuck (fuck you)
    Got a gold ass grill
    Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill
    Hop in the ride, let's roll
    I'm a barritone with a voice that's so low
    It'll make your speakers explode
    And I'll drop your panties to the floor (AH!)
    Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways
    Hop in the back girls, FREAKY FRIDAYS!
    If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
    Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to fuck with

    And I can show you how to hump without making love
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
    And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

    Girl, come and smoke my ball like a Marlboro
    Introduce me to your mom as Charles
    It's Charlie Scene, Shake your ass to the bass
    Wait till you see my face, hey bitch!
    Wear them tight jeans that show your ass crack
    My first name gives Veitnam flash backs
    I get drunk and do the same old, same old
    Take three girls home and call them Charlies Angels
    What'chu gonna do after we get signed?
    I'm gonna lose my mind
    Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride
    Go back in time, be there that night and save TuPac's lives
    Then pay my fine for getting kinda fucking on the Hollywood side
    I got the game on lock
    I'll have a bottle and a glock
    with bisceps like The Rock
    Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch

    And I can show you how to hump without making love
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
    And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

    Get down, I'll show you how
    C'mon girl, let me show you how
    Let's get freaky deaky now

    Get down, I'll show you how
    C'mon girl, let me show you how
    Let's get freaky deaky now


    And I can show you how to hump without making love
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
    And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

    Get down, I'll show you how
    If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
    Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with
    Get down, I'll show you how
    I'll have a bottle and a glock
    with bisceps like The Rock
    Buy Tom's soul back from Rupert Murdoch

    BITCH! What motherfucker?!
    Threetearzon September 26, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General Commentisnt it..
    "then pay my fine for getting caught fucking on the hollywood sign" ?
    i could be wrong. :/
    sophieshotgunon February 18, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Commentcorrect lyrics are :

    [Intro]
    It was once a dark lonely summer's eve
    On the lonely streets of Sunset
    When the lord called upon 7 crazy m.c's
    J Dog, Charlie Scene, The Server, Da Kurlzz, Shady Jeff, and Tha Producer

    Hey! Uh, man you forgot the homie funny man, C'mon!

    And I can show you how to hump without making love
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
    And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

    My clothes are always retro
    Sexual like I'm hetero
    And I play a bitch like nintendo (ZELDA!)
    Take a fun ride in my benzo
    Funny as fuck, I should do stand up
    Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a fuck (fuck you)
    Got a gold ass grill
    Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill
    Hop in the ride, let's roll
    I'm a barritone with a voice that's so low
    It'll make your speakers explode
    And I'll drop your panties to the floor (AH!)
    Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways
    Hop in the back girls, FREAKY FRIDAYS!
    If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
    Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to fuck with

    And I can show you how to hump without making love
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
    And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

    Girl, come and smoke my ball like a Marlboro
    Introduce me to your mom as Charles
    It's Charlie Scene, Shake your ass to the bass
    Wait till you see my face, hey bitch!
    Wear them tight jeans that show your ass crack
    My first name gives Veitnam flash backs
    I get drunk and do the same old, same old
    Take two girls home, and call them Charlies Angels
    What'chu gonna do after we get signed?
    I'm gonna lose my mind
    Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride
    Go back in time, be there that night and save 2 Pac's life
    Then pay my fine for getting cought fucking on the Hollywood side
    I got the game on lock
    I'll have a bottle and a glock
    with bisceps like The Rock
    Buy Toms soul back from Rupert Murdoch

    And I can show you how to hump without making love
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
    And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

    Get down, I'll show you how
    C'mon girl, let me show you how
    Let's get freaky deaky now
    (*repeat*)

    And I can show you how to hump without making love
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
    And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

    Get down, I'll show you how
    If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
    Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with
    Get down, I'll show you how
    I'll have a bottle and a glock
    with bisceps like The Rock
    Buy Toms soul back from Rupert Murdoch

    BITCH! What motherfucker?!
    thinkingoptionalon October 04, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentSorry, but no. I think these are more like it :
    [Intro]
    It was once a dark lonely summer's eve
    On the lonely streets of Sunset
    When the lord called upon 7 crazy m.c's
    J Dog, Charlie Scene, The Server, Da Kurlzz, Shady Jeff, and Tha Producer

    Hey! Uh, man you forgot the homie funny man, C'mon!

    And I can show you how to hump without making love
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
    And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

    My clothes are always retro
    Sexual like I'm hetero
    And I play a bitch like nintendo (ZELDA!)
    Take her for a ride in my benzo
    Funny as fuck, I should do stand up
    Bust caps at the crowd like I don't give a fuck (fuck you)
    Got a gold ass grill
    Hit me on the sidekick if you wanna chill
    Hop in the ride, let's roll
    I'm a barritone with a voice that's so low
    It'll make your speakers explode
    And I'll drop your panties to the floor (AH!)
    Let me bend you over, let me lay you sideways
    Hop in the back girls, FREAKY FRIDAYS!
    If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
    Hollywood Undead ain't nothin' to fuck with

    And I can show you how to hump without making love
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
    And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

    Girl, come and smoke my pole like a Marlboro
    Introduce me to your mom as Charles
    It's Charlie Scene, Shake your ass to the bass
    Wait till you see my face, hey bitch!
    Wear them tight jeans that show your ass crack
    My first name gives Veitnam flash backs
    I get drunk and do the same old, same old
    Take three girls home, and call them Charlies Angels
    What'chu gonna do after we get signed?
    I'm gonna lose my mind
    Get 30 inch spinners and pimp my ride
    Go back in time, be there that night and save 2 Pac's life
    Then pay my fine for getting caught fucking on the Hollywood side
    I got the game on lock
    I'll have a bottle and a glock
    with bisceps like The Rock
    Buy Toms soul back from Rupert Murdoch

    And I can show you how to hump without making love
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
    And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

    Get down, I'll show you how
    C'mon girl, let me show you how
    Let's get freaky deaky now
    (*repeat*)

    And I can show you how to hump without making love
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak
    And I'll be laying in the sun, bottle and a gun
    The way you look at me, I can tell that you're a freak

    Get down, I'll show you how
    If you got beef, then you better step up bitch
    Hollywood Undead ain't nothing to fuck with
    Get down, I'll show you how
    I'll have a bottle and a glock
    with bisceps like The Rock
    Buy Toms soul back from Rupert Murdoch

    BITCH! White motherfucker!
    DaniDenialon December 18, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI've never heard this song....soo, where can i get it?? Anyone?? I've heard the rest of their music
    A_Queen_Of_Snowon March 16, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentVerse 2 has some wrong lyrics
    riotgirl1213on June 26, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIt sounds like he says smoke my bowl like a Marlboro.


    could just be me?
    dmckilla699on September 02, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIt's sad that you guys don't know that they re-did this song.
    Threetearzon September 26, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThe line is "Girl come and smoke my pole like a marlboro"
    Pole refers to his cock.
    Another correct "Go back in time, be there that night and save TUPAC's life."
    And at the end he says
    "Bitch! What Motherfucker!"
    Not White motherfucker...
    •Thunderon December 01, 2008   Link

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