Plastic Jesus
Jack Johnson
i dont care if it rains or freezes
as long as i've got my plastic jesus
sitting on the dashboard of my car
it comes in colours pink and pleasant
it glows in the dark cause its iradescent
i'll take it with me whenever i go far
so give me my lady madonna
dressed in rhinestones and sittin on a
pedestal of abalone shells
drivin 90 but im not scared
because i've got my virgin mary
assuring me that i will never go to hell

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    General CommentI don't know, maybe fake, artifical, hypocritical religion?
    UhnointedFaithful1on March 15, 2007   Link
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    General Commenti think that the third to last line is just a bit wrong, goin 90, but i ain't scary cause i've got my virgin mary.... that's what i thought i heard.
    dazedandconfused91on February 18, 2008   Link
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    General Commentmeaning, I can do whatever I want because I believe in jesus and I show it buy having artificial things like a cross or a plastic jesus to show my faith. So in having these going to church makes it okay for him to do dumb wrong shit! FAKE..good lesson for your people controled by your religion!
    osodeliciouson March 20, 2008   Link

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