Free Soda – Pants Are Pants

Justice is rare in middle school
You make one faux pas, suddenly you're gay
Justine never knew the rules
Well, neither did I
But that's okay

So I don't live the way you do
Why should you let it bother you?
Pants are pants and shoes are shoes
Pants are pants are pants and shoes are shoes

I've skipped a lot of parties
That I knew I'd have no business at
I am a sensitive artist
And you know what?
I'm just fine with that

So I don't live the way you do
Why do you let it bother you?
Pants are pants and shoes are shoes
Pants are pants are pants and shoes are shoes

It's apparent I'm aberrant
But since the shoe fits, I will wear it
And wear it well
It's apparent I'm aberrant
But since the shoe fits, I will wear it
And wear it well
Well...

I don't live the way you do
But don't you let it bother you
Pants are pants and shoes are shoes
Pants are pants and shoes are shoes
Pants are pants are pants and shoes are shoes