The eyes in her head are angled in a way
She can look down her nose at people like me
She’s got a superglue fixed smile
It looks like a reptile looking the other way
She’s married to Mr Powerbrain, She’s Mrs Goodmum
I wish I didn’t have to see her everyday…

Because all I want to do is yell “Ya boo sucks!”
And wave my Willy in the air!
And all my intelligent sensible friends say
“It’s you that’s got the problem, not her!”

Every time we meet she closes her ears
In case I’ve got something sensible to say
As if I’m a six foot intellectual midget
That’s unfortunately got in her way –
She’s Mrs Cleancut with a stupid haircut
I wish I didn’t have to see her everyday…

Because all I want to do is yell “Ya boo sucks!”
And wave my Willy in the air!
And all my intelligent sensible friends say
“It’s you that’s got the problem, not her!”

I’m not being childish or unreasonable, infantile
Its not me that’s in the wrong
But it makes me so angry
I could write a song!

The eyes in her head are angled in a way
She can look down her nose at people like me
She’s got a superglue fixed smile
It looks like a reptile looking the other way
She’s married to Mr Powerbrain, She’s Mrs Goodmum
I wish I didn’t have to see her everyday…

Because all I want to do is yell “Ya boo sucks!”
And wave my Willy in the air!
And all my intelligent sensible friends say
“It’s you that’s got the problem, not her!”

And all I want to do is yell “Ya boo sucks!”
And wave my Willy in the air!
And all my intelligent sensible friends say
“It’s you that’s got the problem, not her!”
“It’s you that’s got the problem, not her!”
“It’s you that’s got the problem, not her!”



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Willy in the air song meanings
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    General CommentLOL. I was lookin' for a song with the words "intellectual midget" in them and didn't expect to find anything. Imagine my surprise!!!! Will wonders never cease! Ever know an intellectual midget? One with a little wanker? One who must roll his eyes as he sits and listens to the snapping of bubble gum but he tolerates it because he gets a good lay for a month or so. Oh, charming boys...gotta be a song written about them :) Who let the dogs out...Who let the dogs out...(sorry...that song just crossed my mind for some reason). Oh, back to the song about intellectual midgets: Wave that "Willie in the air!" WOOT WOOT. Wave it to the snapping of Juicy Fruit; Justin Beiber; and beginner bras!!! But it may rain so be sure to put a lil' coat on him:) What a man will do to feel less old for as long as possible :) Gotta love them boys at heart and the wolves who raised them....
    FatBottomedGurlon September 28, 2011   Link

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