"Scandalous Scholastics" as written by Sam Hollander, David Katz, Disashi Lumumba-kasongo, Travis Mccoy and Matthew Mcginley....
(Did you hear about Travis?)
(No, what?)
(I heard he's been hooking up with a teacher!)
(Nice!)

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways
I'm always late for lunch
Learning dirty little lessons from you
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary, baby!)

(Ah) I was just a snotty-nosed degenerate
With hit pass perfection
Dodgin' teachers down to give my late ass detention
Hardly a heartthrob but I made due
Using those same 'circle yes or no'
Notes I used in grade school
Folded love letters with a tab that read 'pull here'
Writin' back and forth in notebooks for a full year
I used to daydream about Ms. Magnus
The type of fantasies you feel guilty for having
But who hasn't?
The only difference beside the age
Was the fact I acted on it
And who wouldn't?
A schoolboy crush met mature woman lust
And they hit it off so well
And I could tell the day she asked me
To stay after class that it was all bad
But I just bit my lip and acted all mad
The bell rang, class dismissed
The door shut and her skirt went up (That's a fact!)

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late for lunch
Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary, baby!)

We gave a brand new meaning
To 'after-school special'
The second that our lips touched
She kissed my ribs
And counted each one out loud
I tried my hardest not to giggle
But I couldn't 'cause it tickled so much
She pulled my pants to half-mast
I said, 'hurry, Miss Sin
You gonna make me late for math class.'
The way she praised my balls was vicious
Now that's what I like to call sacrilegious
One time became twenty times
Before we knew it
We stopped caring about where we would do it
From the classroom to the bathroom
And when all the students was gone
We'd even do it in the staff room
From F's to A's in less than three days
Now the underachiever's the one with the best grades
Made the third floor shake without breakin' a sweat
Goddamn, it felt good to be the teacher's pet

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late for lunch
Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary, baby!)

(Ah) Goodness gracious, accusations
Started flyin' through the building
Cruel as school children
This isn't how it was supposed to be
Reminiscing don't stand so close to me
And if it's mostly my fault for letting this shit happen
But I couldn't resist a little adolescent bragging
I mean, after all I was only fifteen
And she was showing me things
My virgin eyes had never seen
Never forget the little meeting she called
But when she saw my reaction
It made her appalled
So basically what you're sayin' is
If I don't keep tappin' that ass
Then you ain't gonna let me pass
Psh, some punishment, lady
And as I turned towards the door
I looked back
She had her clothes on the floor
Needless to say I passed with flying colors
But my teacher was my best friend's mother (damn)

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late for lunch
Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary, baby!)

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late for lunch
Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary, baby!)

And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking)
I'm always late for lunch
Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy)
Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school
Now I'm a legend in the locker room (legendary, baby!)

Ah!


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"Scandalous Scholastics" as written by Disashi Lumumba-kasongo David Katz

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    General Commentwow no ones commented yet? this song is just so catchy and amazing.....the meaning is pretty clear, a guy sleeps with his teacher and now hes the most popular guy in skool
    boredlikenootheron August 16, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthis song is so catchy......the lyrics are hilarious
    rock_goddesson August 27, 2006   Link
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    General Comment"material woman" should be "mature woman"
    "she kissed my ribs"
    "sacreligious"

    I think that's it.

    I actually don't like this song that much. There are better ones on the record.
    elmochildon August 28, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI know the lead singer Travis and boredlikenoother was right. It's about Travis sleeping with the teacher and now he's the most talked about person in school. This band kicks ass!!!
    Jadedliloneon September 15, 2006   Link
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    General CommentActually, it should be sack-religious, look at the context =]
    but the line "Reminiscent, then don't stand so close to me"
    should be "reminscent of "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
    a song by The Police
    BoneCrushr78on October 01, 2006   Link
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    General Commentyes. it took me forever to figure out SACK religous. but when i did i laughed out loud when I was listening to it. Love this band, yo.
    ItWontBePrettyon February 25, 2007   Link
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    General Commentwhoa, i had a teacher named miss magnuson who was pretty hot
    metalgearmikeon March 23, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentHAHAHAHAH OMG how great are these lyrics?!
    princessKATIEon July 02, 2007   Link
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    General Commenthahh this song is pretty self explanatory...
    but its aweeesome xD.
    thatgirl_on August 09, 2007   Link
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    General CommentIt should be "but I made do"

    Minor adjustment.

    Sack-religious! I just got that! *dies laughing*

    Yeah, pretty much love this song.
    caelaeon October 14, 2007   Link

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