¿Qué pensarán de nosotros en Japón-pon?
Debe ser bueno Lo que piensan en Japón-pon
Ricky la pegó con el chiqui-bon-bon
Y hasta en Hong-Kong se escucha reggaetón-ton

(Estúpido, Hong-Kong es en China)
No importa pero pegó la fucking gasolina
Pegó la fucking gasolina más que en Carolina
Y se la empujamos monga sin vaselina
Y se la empujamos monga sin margarina
Y se la empujamos monga, bien monga

Yo me llevo a la chinita con to' y sombrilla
La monto en la carretilla
Y la llevo a pasear por encima de los bonsái
Después paramos en Shanghái a comer chicken-patai
(Estúpilo, eso es tailandés)
No importa si es Tailandés, Chino o Japonés
To's son iguales, to' hablan al revés
To's son iguales, todo' hablan enreda'o
Con los ojos achina'o y comen senta'u
Sin zapatos se sientan a comer asopa'o de gato
Y si no hay gato en el plato pues comen pincho 'e perro
(La carne de pelo tiene mucho, mucho hielo)
¿Mucho hierro? (mucho hielo)
¿Hierro? (hielo)
¿Hierro? (hielo)

¿Qué pensarán de nosotros en Japón-pon?
Debe ser bueno Lo que piensan en Japón-pon
Ricky la pegó con el chiqui-bon-bon
Y hasta en Hong-Kong se escucha reggaetón-ton

(Estúpido, Hong-Kong es en China)
No importa pero pegó la fucking gasolina
Pegó la fucking gasolina más que en Carolina
Y se la empujamos monga sin vaselina
Y se la empujamos monga sin margarina
Y se la empujamos monga, bien monga

Yo lo que sé es que están duros en la acrobacia
En el ping-pong y en la gimnasia
También se que se han inventa'o
To' lo que te venden en una farmacia
Y que cuando le haces un favor
Bajan la cabeza sin decir gracias
(Eso es parte de nuestra cultula)
¿La cultura? (la cultula) ¿La cultura?
(Estúpilo, cual e' tu estupiles)
(Allá en Puerto Rico hablan mal también)
(Además, allá en Puerto Rico son tolos unos blutos)
(No son astutos, nosotros en Japón somos)
(Matemáticos, algebraicos, cálculo, precálculo, supercálculo)
(Bueno, eso es lo que yo calculo)

Esta bien pero en Puerto Rico hay más nalgas y más culos
Más muslos y más caderas
Allá en Japón lo que hay es una fucking chumbera
Ustedes los Japoneses son como el pollo Picú
Amarillento y pellejú
Papi, te quedaste en cero, capicú
¿Donde esta el cálculo ahora?
(Esta bien, pero en Japón nosotros sabemos Karate)
Aquí en Puerto Rico no importa, te metemos con un bate
(Yo quiero comer aloz, aloz flito)

¿Qué pensarán de nosotros en Japón-pon?
Debe ser bueno Lo que piensan en Japón-pon
Ricky la pegó con el chiqui-bon-bon
Y hasta en Hong-Kong se escucha reggaetón-ton
¿Qué pensarán de nosotros en Japón-pon?
Debe ser bueno Lo que piensan en Japón-pon
Ricky la pegó con el chiqui-bon-bon
Y hasta en Hong-Kong se escucha reggaetón-ton

(Estúpido, Hong-Kong es en China)
No importa pero pegó la fucking gasolina
Pegó la fucking gasolina más que en Carolina
Y se la empujamos monga sin vaselina
Y se la empujamos monga sin margarina
Y se la empujamos monga, bien monga


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    I love this song, I think it's hillarious. Calle 13 is such a unique and charismatic band, I bet they are fantastic live.

    mangorifficon July 24, 2007   Link

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