[VERSE 1]
I can feel you in my heart
even though we drift apart
with those words you spoke to me
though I always disagree

And I listen
to the sound of
your sweet voice cause you won't shut up.

Now I'm finished
let me call you
a taxi.

(woah o yeah, woah oh)


[CHORUS]
I don't feel
that I'm feeling
your feelings,

about these feelings that you feel
(woah romance)

And you know that I love you
when were FUCKIN'
Cause orgasm equals love.


[VERSE 2]
All my friends smile and they chuckle
at pictures of your bear moose knuckle.
Please don't feel like you're a slut
when I'm peeing in your butt.

And I love to donkey punch you
after I poop on your sheets.
And I do it cause you love me,
and I love you (awwww)

(woah oh yeah, woah some more)


[CHORUS]
I don't feel
that I'm feeling
your feelings,

about these feelings that you feel
(woa hack weeze)

And I love you
when you show me
your sweet boobies
Cause orgasm equals love.

[BRIDGE]
(Take it joshy:)
woah oh oh oh oh oh oh
aaaaaaaggggghhhhhh

(That was terrible...)


[CHORUS]
I don't feel
that I'm feeling
your feelings,

About these feelings that you feel
(you know what.. fuck this! I'm out of here!)
lets get married
and have babies
just kidding

Cause orgasm equals love,
Cause erections equals love,
Cause ejaculation equals love,
Cause deep throating blowjobs equal love,
Cause salad tossing equals love,
Double penetration equals love,
Anal kidney punching equals love,
Cause dirty sanchez's equal love,
Cause cleveland steamers equal love,
Cause tieing you up to my bed
and gagging you with your own panties
and sticking my weiner inbetween your boobies
and cumming all over your chin equals love.


[ENDING]
this song aint gettin on the radio any time soon

...ZzZzZzZ...

Good Job... Looks like we finally put the boy to sleep with our slow songs.. Somebody wake him up will you..

OK


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Orgasm Equals Love song meanings
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    General Commenttis song is pretty much sayin "I'm just in it to fuck you... as long as i get mine, i don't give a shit if you get yours..." its fuckin hilarious... i love it.. definately my fave... i think.. either this one or "Two Ton Paperweight" or "BEER!"... oh, hell... i love em all.. they're all fuckin hilarious...
    iheartpsychostickon July 24, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentim with you iheartpsychostick they all rule
    xPsychoStickxon August 09, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentJust heard on XM radio:)
    Whitepawn32on January 21, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment,,hmm.. maybe i should do chicks..
    maaik_e89on March 15, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentwell.....this song reminds me of my ex-girlfriend lofl
    beanersquadon April 10, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti'm actually scared to ask but...........
    what's a dirty sanchez?
    and a cleaveland steamer?
    i'm just curious
    candyGon May 12, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis is obviously a sincere love song to his lady.
    paisleyblueon July 24, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song is hilarious if u don't like it your gay
    heltonbtitan23on September 24, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWhats wrong with being gay?
    Ash17on September 24, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti didn't mean it like that..but its pretty creepy
    heltonbtitan23on September 26, 2007   Link

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