Real Men

The Jazz Butcher

See them leering at the women
See them staring at the girls
Making stupid secret gestures
And shouting stupid senseless words
Oh, they're stronger
Than a sheet of metal
And they're in the rugby club reserves
They buy the wife a birthday kettle
These are strong men
Getting on my nerves

Real men, real men from hell
Real men, real men from hell

Faster than a speeding bullet
See them leaping off that train
All their clothes are stained and dirty
All their girlfriends are ashamed
Real men like to go to the boozer
They play bad darts
And they drink bad beer
They get too drunk they look for trouble
And they ask punk rockers
If they're queer
What you got that hat on for?

Real men, real men from hell
Real men, real men from hell

All these narrow-minded sun-fed suckers
They're ignorant
And they're kept that way
It suits the prats who pay their money
So that is how they're going to stay

Those real men
Beat on blacks and faggots
Real men stalk in every town
Flash and feisty, mean and nasty
Those real men really get me down

Real men, real men from hell
Real men, real men from hell

Wouldn't happen in China

Real men, real men from Spain
Real men, real men from Mars
Real men, real men from hell
Real men, real men from Hull
Real men, real men from Leeds
Real men, real men from hell
Real men, real men from hell
Real men, real men from hell


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    "The Butcher Says.. Real Men, the kind who never sit together on buses in case they get their medallions tangled. Source: The Gift Of Music liner notes Some things never change. Notice how they never sit together on buses? Source: A Scandal In Bohemia liner notes,"

    nan1040905on June 16, 2021   Link

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