If you sit in a pot of dirt with nothin' to say - you're a cactus
If you spend all day starin' at the sun - you're a cactus
If you don't wanna get close so you wear a coat of pins - you're a cactus
If you keep your world barren like a desert - you're a cactus
If you have no face and need more space - you're a cactus
If you like to hide in the sand - you're a cactus
If you can't seem to get anything done - you're a cactus
And if the company of tumbleweed is unexpected fun - you're a CACTUS!

If you fit in perfectly in an empty room - you're a cactus
If you hurt anyone who bumps into you - you're a cactus
If your social circle is you - you're a cactus
If you're referred to as "what" instead of "who" - you're a cactus
If your skin is green and you have no spleen - you're a cactus
If simple creatures think of you as mean - you're a cactus
If life-sucking weeds won't even go near ya - you're a cactus
And if balloons fear ya - you're a CACTUS!

If the world finds you abrasive - you're a cactus
If you're unique with a plain physique - you're a cactus
If you're full of wine and have no spine - you're a cactus
If you resemble a sleeping porcupine - you're a cactus
If no one wants to sit on your lap - you're a cactus
If you are full of, or considered a sap - you're a cactus...

Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds


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    General CommentWow...amazing song.
    Mr. No Nameon October 11, 2006   Link
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    General CommentYeah. The lyrics are so amusing. =P
    And the drumming is extraordinary.

    The last two lines are from a Black Sabbath song, as far as I know, but I'm not that much into Sabbath, so I don't know what song it is...
    Eliminationon October 13, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThey might be. Only Sabbath I ever really got into was the Heaven and Hell album though, cause I worship Dio.

    Yeah, the lyrics are amusing. I think I read on wikipedia that Ron Thal's brother does the drumming on this CD.
    Mr. No Nameon October 13, 2006   Link

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