I was walking home from school one day
When I saw Danny standing there
I tried to show him my dirty underwear
He showed me his and nothing would compare
And he said
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You're ugly
What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly
And I bet your mom is too
You're ugly
Man what's with that doo?
You're ugly because you're ugly
I kinda wonder when I think back to those days
Why did all the boys get scared and run away?
So I looked in the mirror to see if it was true
My reflection looked at me like it was scared too
And it said
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Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love. His name
was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Tuffskins. And
everyday after school I would go pick him up at his classroom, and one day
these three girls came out before he did, and this one girl named Heidi
Weller had this handfull of pumpkind seeds. And I said, "Let me see those
pumpkin seeds," and she said, "No." And I grabbed her hand and I said,
"Let me see those pumpkind seeds now, bitch!" And I looked at them and
they had Danny Irving's name written on every one of them damn pumpkin
seeds and I said, "Hey bitch! That's my boyfriend! Why do you have my
boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds? I'm gonna have to kick
your fuckin' ass, bitch!" And you know what she had the nerve to say to
me? She said...




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    This song is fucking hilarious. Why don't they have more comments Butt Trumpet is awesome. Oh yeah and i think this song is about being ugly.

    corporaterockon May 29, 2008   Link
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    yeah this song is an instant classic. I am also pretty sure its about being ugly but I think the band is poking fun at the mainstream in this song. Basically saying everybody thinks we are lame but why? who are all you to say anything. Or it could just be a joke. Not really sure.

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    surfman1977on June 25, 2010   Link

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