"Em Calls Paul (Skit)" as written by and Mathers....
[Aye yo Paul, It's Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video
What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?'
Well I'll show him who's really 'bad' (Burp noise)
Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls
You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror'
And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough'
Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video?
Well he'll always be that Michael to me
And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'
Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons
And I hope they all fucking die!
How do you like that?
And I like him, I like him a lot
I want to touch him but I can't
Excuse me, I'm taking a shit
Sorry
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message fucker
Oh, and by the way
No I don't have a new gun *click* (goddamn it)]




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    General Commentprobably the best eminem skit ever. even better than the steve berman ones.
    sofa king coolon January 07, 2007   Link
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    General Commentyes this is the best eminem skit i've heard!!!eminem mentions michael jacksons songs in this skit hes says:and i know hes not "thrilled"

    that was for "thriller" and eminem says:Well I'll show him who's really "bad"

    and that was for michael jacksons other song "bad"
    and eminem says:Well he'll always be that Michael to me
    And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'

    that was for michael jacksons other "black or white" that was pretty clever what eminem said!!!and eminem says:Anyways, call me back
    I have this idea about how I want to end the show
    So, hit me when you get this message fucker
    Oh, and by the way
    No I don't have a new gun *click* (goddamn it)]

    because in the artwork it shows eminem with a gun killing the hole chrowed and in the last picture it shows eminem killing himself as in hes killing slim shady,and that was the skit he was talking about in the end of the encore song.and eminem can't have noguns now and thats why eminem said that.it just all comes together like a movie.
    acidlyricson March 04, 2007   Link
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    General Commenthilarious how he uses MJ song titles through out the skit

    And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video
    [Thriller]

    He also referenced these songs through out the skit:
    Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    Bad
    The Way You Make Me Feel
    Man In The Mirror
    Beat It
    Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
    Remember The Time
    Billie Jean
    Black or White
    I Just Can't Stop Loving You
    LoserxAndxSmileon June 28, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThis makes me wonder where the hell eminem got a voicebox, i want one!
    AdamLovesMetalon January 04, 2010   Link
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    General CommentHere's what my version of the "Em Calls Paul" skit look like:
    Aye yo Jose, It's Noodles
    I got your call about your brother
    And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the album
    What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?'
    Well I'll show him who's really 'bad' (Burp noise)
    Josie, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls
    You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror'
    And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop till I get enough'
    Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video?
    Well he'll always be that Michael to me
    And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'
    Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons
    And I hope they all fucking die!
    How do you like that?
    And I like him, I like him a lot
    I want to touch him but I can't
    UUUUHHHH UUUHHHAAAAHHHHHH UUUUHHHHAAAAOOOOWWWW
    Excuse me, I'm taking a shit
    Sorry
    Anyways, call me back
    I have this idea about how I want to end the show
    So, hit me when you get this message fucker
    Oh, and by the way
    No I don't have a new gun *click*

    *In Normal Voice* GOD DAMN IT!!!
    Josieandtheapocalypseon January 31, 2010   Link
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    General CommentDid you quys realize that that's why this person put '' around all of those parts of the sonq that were fuckin puns ... wowwwww
    NoDoubtx33on February 10, 2009   Link

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