It was the biggest ever cock you’d ever seen, but you’ve no idea where that cock has been.
You said you were careful - you never were with me.
I heard you did it four times and jonnies come in packs of three.

She was the best shag I’d ever had.
That doesn’t mean I’m saying, bedwise, you were bad.
I think you were working, we got a hotel.
We didn’t have anything but I thought I might as well.

I never told the rest.
I was drunk and I told you I was thinking about a test.
You know I just said it for effect.
Then you laughed and said I’d fuck anything in a skirt once I’m erect.

And she’s a famous harlot in this town.
I know enough to, but still I couldn’t turn her down.
He said I’m an arsehole, what was I thinking?
It’s far too easy to blame it on the drinking.



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    General CommentVery "diplomatic" way to open an album :
    "It was the biggest ever cock you’d ever seen, but you’ve no idea where that cock has been."
    No comment ?
    The Dog That Ate...on October 01, 2006   Link

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