In the Marmalade Forest (forest)
Between the make-believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage ?
lives Albi (Albi)
Albi (Albi)
Albi the racist dragon
Part 6: and so, all of the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold and very scary cave. And it was so cold, and so scary in there, that Albi began to cry dragon tears. Which as we all know turn into jellybeans!
Anyway, at that moment he felt a tiny little hand rest upon his tail, and he turned around, and who should that little hand belong to but the badly burnt Albanian boy from the day before.
Albi: What are you doing here, I thought I killed you yesterday! (grumbled Albi quite racistly)
Boy: No Albi, you didn’t kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety! But you did leave me very badly disfigured.
(laughed the boy)
Why are you crying so?
Albi: I’m crying because all of those horrible villagers chased me into this scary cave! I think it’s because I’m so racist. Get your hand off my tail, you’ll make it dirty.
Boy: No Albi, it’s not because of your racism that they chased you here. They chased me here too and I became all disfigured like this. They just don’t like you and I…because…well because we’re different to them.

And that made Albi cry a single tear, which turned into a jellybean all colors of the rainbow!
And suddenly, he wasn’t racist anymore.
So they sat in the cave (the cave!)
And ate bubblegum pie
YUM!
Albi
The racist....
Well, not anymore!
Dragon


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  • +1
    General CommentJermaine actually has a really good narrationg voice
    IslesFan39on June 29, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentomfg this is the mopst awesome song EVER!!!!!! I LOVE Flight of the Conchors!!!!
    rock_goddesson September 09, 2006   Link
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    General CommentTo me, I think that this song is really trying to fave the racism present in our modern society, but there is also a more subtle theme of child abuse...

    Or, it's just a story about an angry racist dragon. With hilarious results.
    polythene.ruthon December 13, 2006   Link
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    General Commenti think it's just trying to show how he was a racist dragon but really the town was racist for chasing him into a cave. and then he sees a kid he burned who was sent there too..
    Albi began to cry dragon tears. Which as we all know turn into jellybeans! :)

    Boy: No Albi, you didn’t kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety! But you did leave me very badly disfigured.
    (laughed the boy)
    hahah laughed.
    xjaclynnxon January 03, 2007   Link
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    General Commentyes, a very story-book voice. i think he should do the narration for previews in the movie theaters as well.
    willywillywillyon July 13, 2007   Link
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    General Commenti love how ecstatic the narrator is when he says 'which as we all know turn into jellybeans!'
    pirate-sammyon September 08, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentlol NZ for life!
    delindelon October 11, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Comment'And ate bubblegum pie. YUM!'

    xDD
    Ilovethisone.
    WinklePickeron February 23, 2008   Link
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    General CommentGet your hand off my tail, you’ll make it dirty.

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    S0LIPSISTon March 29, 2008   Link
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    General CommentThis some is just full of pown.
    imsokoolitsunkoolon April 13, 2008   Link

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