(LL)"Oh Ap, I'm glad I caught you. You know I'm bout to leave the pad on tour soon, and I thought you'd watch my lady while I'm gone, dude."
(AP)"Yo, c'mon, lou,of course that's cool. You're my fuckin' man, my fam. I mean, damn, I don't got no other plans"
"We can rent some Blockbuster, catch a movie or two, yo, but I'ma have to leave her home if there's some hoochie to screw."
(LL)"Well, shit yeah! If there's booty for you, handle yours, hit the bed. I ain't tryna cockblock if you're gettin' head"
"Lick and spread that chick instead, but if not you gotta watch my baby then, cause most of my lady's friends are chickenheads."
(AP)"Yeah, that's understandable. Broads can be real influential, and keepin' a clean slate is instrumental in relationships potential."
"I'll run her to the store, front her dough if she's low, and try to keep her from runnin' with clubbin' hoes."
(LL)"Word I knew there was a reason you're my brother, yo!"
(AP)"Of course, lou. You're blood from another mother, no other bro!."

AP)"Hello" (LL)"Ay yo Ap, what up it's Lou. My bus is stuck in Butte. I'm glad I trusted you to watch my lovely boo."
"Ay, yo, y'all found some stuff to do?" (AP)"Oh word up, we just buggin',dude. Tryna watch this flick, you wanna talk to your chick?"
"Uhh, hold up, she just went into the bathroom sick. See, we was drinkin' and shit, and now we're chillin' on the couch. We was thinkin' of goin' out, but decided to lounge in the house."
(LL)"Yo, lounge in the house, bounce and be out? What you mean she's sick? Yo, who the fuck you think you drinkin' with? You're supposed to be overseein' shit."
"It sounds like all hell's breakin' loose!" (AP)"Yo, you're breakin' up, lou, and your trippin like I'm trickin' with your chick. Stop bein' a dick actin' like we're fiendin' to stick."AP HANGS UP

(AP)"Yo, fuck it. Don't pick it up. Lou's just bein' a jerk, and goin' berserk. He's probably just stressed from all the work."
"Let's relax. Sure we can cuddle. There's nothin' wrong with that. You can lay across the couch and put your head on my lap."

(AP)"Oh what up, b?"
(LL)"Don't what up me, you fuckin' asshole! I dropped out of my tour and had to duck my last show!"
"What's goin' on with you and my girl?! Slutty ass ho! You fuckin' her?! What you tryna ruin my world?!"
(AP)"Yo, first of all, kid, take that fuckin' tone out your voice! We boys, but what your girl does is really her choice!"
"Now she's sittin' lonely at home while your doin' your shows. Besides, son, I thought it was bros before hoes?!"
(LL)"So, if your clothes come off while your chillin' with my sweet thing, I'm supposed to let her share her g-string?!"
"I'ma take that anniversary ring right back to Zales. Ask the sales girl to take back the pearls!
Smack the curls off my lady's head, and kill you for your treachery. You said you were my best friend, instead you got the best of me"
(AP)"Yo, lou, this shit is hectic, b. I'm really not the enemy. It takes two to tango, and we shared the same energy.
One night over some Hennesey we started messin' sexually, and, well, now we're dealin' with an unexpected pregnancy."

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    General Commentfunny lyrics haha. Always thought this song was dope. Glad someone posted the lyrics cuz I was gonna
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