I woke up and had a drink
Had another and it made me think
It seems to me that there used to be
A lot more friendly little bars in this town

A place where they knew you
And you knew them
Where drinks were cheap
And men were men

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
Its 2 AM and you're drunk full of beer
We love you but you have to go
So what I want to know is where are all the old man bars?

Every night there'd be a fight
And then we'd drink until we couldn't talk
But talk is cheap and so am I
I'm happy when the shots all cost a buck

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
Its 2 AM and you're drunk full of beer
We love you but you have to go
So what I want to know is where are all the old man bars?

The breakfast of champs
The hair of the dog
The slap of the chimp
The splash of the log

Now the bars are all so cool
Full of yuppies with tattoos and pierced tools
A round of drinks will leave you broke
You even have to go outside to have a smoke

The pool table's a planter
The jukebox sucks
There ain't no pinball
The doorman's a jock

You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
Its 2 AM and you're drunk full of beer
We love you but you have to go
So what I want to know is where are all the old man bars?


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