The emperor makes his rounds
Master of all cats
Fattened up in the Midwest
Emperor rolls his little balls

Says "hi," to his pal Walter
For all that smoking in the backyard
The neighbors do not understand
He's an aberration
Even makes a funny noise
He plays great hunter with a ballpoint pen

When the cat's away
It's a regular rat day
When the rat's away
King cat, king cat
Cat play day

I jump around with my wang in the wind
It flops around, you admired it
I'm your neighbor now
You can't stop me now

In exchange today
I will eat without the good life
If not, then all I want is something else
You will ask them for me
In exchange, I'll piss on everything you value

I am the emperor of cats
I do what I want now
I do what I want now
I shit outside if I want to
All a part of my kitty empire

Lyrics submitted by infotainment_lad, edited by scottdoesntknow628

Kitty Empire song meanings
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