Please pass over your elixir drink,
Today the world is much to bludgening.
I need to numb me back into the womb
And there I will do cartwheels if there's room.

If you could turn it all down just a notch.
I wouldn't have to knock all of your socks off.
And oh, I heard that spice girl thats named 'Posh'.
I've got some time since I've broke my watch.

I'm clearly having one of my episodes.
Bring out the credit card let's by a friend a rose.
Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes?
There aren't as many Larry, Curly, Shemps as there are Moes.

The newstand man asked why I look so glum,
I gave him a finger not the thumb.
I haven't shaved so I look like a bum,
Needless to say I ain't gonna get none.

And the taximan gave me a long free ride
He said I pent up energy inside.
But I said to him, "Please tell me who just died
bequething onto you the title 'Freud.'"

I'm clearly having one of my episodes.
Bring out the credit card let's buy a Fender Rhodes
Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes?
There aren't as many Larry, Curly, Shemps as there are Moes.

I'm clearly having one of my episodes.
Bring out the credit card let's by a friend a rose.
Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes?
There aren't as many Larry, Curly, Shemps as there are Moes.


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    General Commentthe fourth and fifth paragraphs make me smile every time. especially how he sounds out and stresses every syllable in "needless to say i ain't gonna get none".
    advancecassetteon September 24, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI love the "I'm clearly having one .. of my episodes, Bring out the credid card let's by a rose."

    It's about the Simpsons, The Spice Girls (Posh spice, Beckham's wife). The text doesn't seem to be very intellectual and more funny than serious.
    sidewalk91on December 09, 2006   Link
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    General Commentsidewalk: There's no mention of the Simpsons in this song. There's a mention of Larry, Curly, Shemp and Moe from the Three Stooges though. That's the only thing I could see you mistake as a reference to the Simpsons.

    Basically, this is just a nonsense song. It's fun, but there's really not any big meaning behind it.
    matsieon October 04, 2007   Link
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    General Commentthis kinda sounds like hangwire by the pixies.
    Debassplayeron March 28, 2008   Link
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    General CommentSO I'm pretty sure the lyrics "Bring out the credit card let's by a friend a rose" should be "Bring out the credit card let's buy a fender rhodes" It makes more sense to use a credit card to buy a fender rhodes (an expensive keyboard no longer being made) thenusing a credit card to buy a friend a rose. Just my thoughtd and what I;ve always thought it was when i listened to the song. Opinions?
    oofcloton June 24, 2008   Link
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    General Commentthis song was probably written when eric was pissed off, even if you listen to it, he sounds pissed.
    it makes this song so much better.
    BleatsandTinkson January 14, 2009   Link
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    General CommentI love the line about the three stooges. Larry, Curly, and Shemp were the nice guys in the Three Stooges while Moe was a jerk. He's saying that there are far more a**holes than there are nice guys in the world.
    CasanovaFrankesnteinon November 26, 2010   Link

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