I try to process these feelings but get "does not compute"
I tried to multiply our love but you took the square root
Whenever I see you I don't know what to say
It’s like my mind goes from dsl to 56k
I’ve looked for girls online, but don’t get any play
Now I’m forced to get off to Japanese anime
We would stay up late playing dungeons and dragons
You can be my Sam, and I'll be your Frodo Baggins

I’m just a nerd in love, But I don’t know what to do
It’s hard to get a girl when your weight is lower than your IQ
Maybe she’ll look past the headgear and all of my acne
I still think she's leet, but she doesn't notice me

I can be Hans Solo and you can be Leia
If I was less like Screech and more like AC Slater
You're the only girl that makes my floppy disk hard
I can hack in a mainframe but not in your heart
If I could be with you, I'd treat you with kindness
And protect you from harm, like Norton anti-virus
But you are like Hollywood and I'm like Bit Torrent
My love for you is steady like gravitational constants

I’m just a nerd in love and I feel out of place
I’ll have to specialize in gynecology so I can get to 2nd base
Unless she finds sarcasm appealing and greasy hair sexy
I still think she's leet, but she doesn't notice me

I just want to be with girl and not get any rejection
Who will dress like a hot alien at star trek conventions
Who’s as precious to me as a rare Pokemon
And who knows the difference between and a Warlock and a Shaman

But We’re just nerds in love, reality’s too far gone
Cause we’re too much like Steve Urkel and not enough like Stephan
But one day we’ll be CEOs and have lots of money
But until then, our only friends will be our PC’s







Lyrics submitted by XxteenxheartsxX

Nerds in Love song meanings
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    General Commenti can't believe no one has commented on this song!
    its so funny.
    i love all of the nerd cliches.
    hilarious
    emilyatthedisco7on April 09, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI like the nerd cliches too.
    lol its kind of hard to make out some of the words though, you know the way hes singing it.
    Not my favorite, but its still very funny. =]
    greencoloredpencilon May 29, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthis song is great...love the nerd cliches...and also...nerds rock
    travissaucieron October 30, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI am SO a nerd in love XD

    And we will SO take over the world XD
    Gingah!on July 31, 2007   Link
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    General Commentmy God I love this song!!!
    some kids did this at a talent comp at my school
    and everyone was like...
    "how can they do that, this song is gross!!"
    but it was funny
    huzzah_huzzahon October 11, 2007   Link

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