She's a tall glass o' water,
she's a sip of lemonade.
She's a cup of hot Darjeeling tea,
she's a cool tang in the shade.
She's an oatmeal cookie,
she's a crumb of Melba Toast.
She's the cream in an Oreo cookie,
that's the part I like the most.
She's a handful of beernuts,
she's a cold bottle of Schlitz.
She's that little tub of Pepto-Bismol whenever I get the -- how you doing, all right!


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    General Commenti'm sorry i don't know what to do but i just need more cowbell. tall glass o' water is my personal favorite because it has cowbell
    sofa king coolon May 07, 2009   Link
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    General CommentI love this song. Great mocking. The Lynchmaster is a genius.
    ToSiriuson August 19, 2010   Link

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