"Make Out Club" as written by Travis Mccoy and Matthew Mcginley....
if I recall correctly
it was the middle of spring
walkin with my boys
contiplating what summer will bring
we started talkin about girls
and it was the funniest thing
as I started to remember some of the funniest things

see there was ashley,
she caught my eye the very second that she passed me
I kissed her once
then she started to harass me
she called all night long
I had to buy a brand new phone

And let me see
there was Melanie
to have a mouth like that should be a felony
wouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin me
I mean dirty vocab
she used to talk like she was drunk

and after that was tiffany
the one with the cute cousin
are you kiddin' me?
she had a man
but that didn't mean shit to me
he tried to catch us all the time
but I was just too god damn smooth

and I can't forget to mention Carrie
but that situation quickly got scary
'cause after 2 dates she was like lets get married
can you believe that shit?
I had to pack my bags and move!

they say I gotta change my evil ways
and I'm workin hard at it every day but
No matter what i do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say but
no matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to

I'll always remember Monica
the jewish chick
she'd always give me gifts for Chanukkah
to met her folks she'd try and make me rock a yarmulke
but she looked so damn good
she almost made my ass convert

and after that there was Lisa
she had a twin sister, Teresa
I bumped into them at Cam's gettin pizza
the greatest night of my life
schleps to rock that kill to birds

and there was Erica
she had the stankest breath in North America,
I tryed to slip her tic tacs
but they were scared of her
and when we made out
I always had to plug my nose

And I suppose your know the sister
shoot, I swear by hand and God
I only kissed her
I gotta foot fetish
but she got a lot of blisters
I mean hammer time feet
you think she had walked from Boca Raton

they say I gotta change my evil ways
and I'm workin hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say but
no matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to

Hey Matt,
remember Kathryn?
she talked so much
I used to make her bring me asprin
bla, bla bla bla
I'm doin fine thanks for askin
I even tried to make a muzzle
but her mouth would just not quit

Oh Shit
remember Shauna
I hate to bring her up again
I didn't want her
that girl I talked about
in "that girls a dog" song
yea the poster girl for Paxil
almost made me lose my grip

and oh shit
then there was Krystal
the meth head
she used to sniff like a fist full
one time she chased me down the street with a pistol
she tried to say I took her stash
she bugged out and tried to kill my ass

and at last we got Kimmy
she went abroad
came back
and broke up with me
and so I ripped up all the letters that she sent me
I cried for like 3 days
then it was back to my evil ways

they say I gotta change my evil ways
and I'm workin hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say but
no matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to

(travis does a freestyle scat boxing)

they say I gotta change my evil ways
and I'm workin hard at it every day but
No matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say but
no matter what I do
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to


Lyrics submitted by Pain In The A$$

"Make Out Club" as written by Travis Mccoy Matthew Mcginley

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    General Commentdude...this song kicks ass.
    any1 heard the remix with fall out boy, that is so much better.
    rawliboyon March 26, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI've been to Cam's pizza.....good times.
    evilroom8on May 08, 2006   Link
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    General Commentis the the last song?about the girls that didn't last long?
    xdani961on August 12, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentyes it is actually
    yobaby07on August 19, 2006   Link
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    General CommentSaw a brilliant anime music video that went along with this. Although, even without the visuals it's a great song.

    youtube.com/…

    It means a lot to me because it always reminds me of one of my closest friends. He's been through so many girls (me included, unfortunately) , and he admits that it's not something he's particularly proud of and wants to change his habits, but no matter how many times the right thing passes his mind it seems to go more over his head than inside of it. "No matter what I do / I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin' not to" describes him perfectly.
    shikonaorion November 28, 2006   Link
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    General Commentk the chorus of this song is sampled or has the same tune as an old 70's song.... i hear the chorus and that song is on the tip of my brain!! does anyone know what it is? i think it goes something like "i hope you have alot of nice things to wear.."
    thisoldwound13on March 01, 2007   Link
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    General CommentIn response to thisoldwound13 the song you are thinking of is sung by Cat Stevens but i forget the name. Ya I hear it too. Anyways this song has a couple of great lines:

    "If love is just a game that people play
    And practice make perfect is what they say but
    No matter what I do
    I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to"
    aliminatoron March 31, 2007   Link
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    General Commentisnt this song baiscally just saying lads have somethings to say about every girl they have had, he's had loads of girls and still is able to comment on everyone of them lol
    holy_crapon May 13, 2007   Link
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    General Commenti love this song

    and i think its cool how that this is "the last long" they mention in cupid's chokehold

    this is a band that puts actual time and effort into their albums
    kandykimon May 27, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI really don't think the chorus sounds like Wild World by Cat Stevens.
    Bustedon May 29, 2007   Link

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