The beer is better in Canada
The people are better in Canada
The hockey players are better in Canada
But America has better hockey teams.

The ecstasy is better in Canada
The weed is better in Canada
I hear the heroin is stronger in Canada
But America has better cocaine

The Prostitutes are Cheaper in Canada
The strip clubs are cleaner in Canada
Blow jobs cost 10 dollars in Canada
But America has better crack cocaine.

Lyrics submitted by AlkalineArmy

Canada Has Better Heroin song meanings
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    General Commenti think it means they like canada... this one looked a little lonely so i had to post something
    Luciollaon February 02, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThe ONLY time I've heard this song was live in 2005 at the Metropolis in Montreal, Quebec...Canada.

    It sounded awesome! And IT'S TRUE!
    pascontenton January 16, 2008   Link
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    General CommentUSA USA home of Better hockey teams & better crack cocaine
    JeffKaos71on July 19, 2010   Link
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    My OpinionIm going to have to agree with Fat Mike on this one, being a person who has experienced all the fine things these lyrics have to offer on both sides of the border, the heroin IS better in Canada, and the strip clubs are waaaaayyyyy cleaner, with sexier strippers, but nothing beats a goodol' americana crack rock!
    patrickaaronon March 08, 2011   Link

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