Michaelangelo
Was giving a one man show
He had statues with feeling
He had his Sistine Chapel Ceiling

People came from Kokomo
Just to see this one man show
They say, we can't believe what we've seen
Tell us Michael what does all this mean?

And he says, That's what I do when I can't get no pussy
That's what I do when I can't get no pussy
That's what I do when I can't get no pussy
And I don't get no pussy at all

William Shakespeare was working at home
Finishing up a brand new poem
And a book of sonnets he wanted to write
And three plays he had to finish that night

He said, I'll call this one Hamlet and this one MacBeth
And this one Othello and I'll take a short breath
That's when Francis Bacon appears
And says, Tell me man where'd ya get them ideas?

And he says, That's what I do when I can't get no pussy
That's what I do when I can't get no pussy
That's what I do when I can't get no pussy
And I don't get no pussy at all

You all remember Atilla the Hun
Don't think he thought that war was fun
But whether the battle was lost or won
He'd just look out at the bodies that were rotting in the sun

And he says, That's what I do when I can't get no pussy
That's what I do when I can't get no pussy
That's what I do when I can't get no pussy
And I don't get no pussy at all


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