I'd be thinner, I'd be taller
Go clubbing in my collar
With skin pale as a moth
Dressed in black, I'd go creepin'
While the normal folk are sleepin'
If I only were a Goth
With my hair up, I'd look fancy
Like Siouxsie and the Banshees
With silk or velvet cloth
Dressed in boots, never sandals
And the room would be lit with candles
If I only were a Goth

Yes I'd wanna die
From the bottom of my heart impure
Would I like another clove? Well, sure
And after that, we'll go listen to The Cure

I'd pretend to be a vampire
Like in stories 'round the campfire
I'd suck your bloody froth
*sucking noise*
Yes the thing I'd be best at
Is impersonating Lestat
If I only were a Goth

In my casket purse I'm toutin'
Einsturzende Neubauten
And pagan hymns to Thoth
Yes the world would be depressing
Over death I'd be obsessing
And this corpse that I'm undressing
Would be sexier, I'm guessing
With my diet I'd get scurvy
And I'd worship Peter Murphy
If I only were a Goth

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    General CommentThis song is actually by Thou Shalt Not, and is already correctly listed under them.
    gandalfeon December 05, 2006   Link
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    General CommentUm, no...Alex Reed is the voice of ThouShaltNot, and last I checked, Voltaire and Alex Reed are not the same person. Both still kick ass though!
    Scarling.Kittenon January 26, 2008   Link
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    General CommentWhislt Voltaire did not right this, As it was done by ThouShaltNot, they both and this song kick untold amounts of ass
    Xalsuemon July 21, 2012   Link
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    General CommentVoltaire is the voice behind ThouShaltNot, hun.
    Kindest Demonon January 19, 2008   Link

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