Grocery store
Three niggers inside
The store ain't open
It's the middle of the night
Alarm goes off
The cops show up
They caught 'em red-handed
Put 'em in handcuffs

And then...
And then...
And then...
And then...

Jesse showed up
Jesse showed up
Wouldn't you know it
Jesse Jackson showed up
He had a bunch of porch monkeys
Praisin' his name
While he preached and he hollered
And he passed the blame
And said:

"Them niggers wasn't stealin' when they got caught. They was only doin' some shoppin' just like I thought. White man should never store there it's all his fault."

And they all got excited
When Jesse showed up

Election time
A new president
Al Gore had to win
So the niggers all went
The chads were counted
And counted again
They counted three times
But they still didn't win

And then...
And then...
And then...
And then...

Jesse showed up
Jesse showed up
Wouldn't you know it
Jesse Jackson showed up
He had a bunch of porch monkeys
Praisin' his name
While he preached and he hollered
And he passed the blame
And said:

"Listen you niggers I think we've been had. If we lose this election it's gonna be bad. And it's the white man's fault 'cause he stole all the chads."

And they all got excited
When Jesse showed up

Something's gonna happen
One of these days
If Jesse Jackson don't start
Mendin' his ways
He's gonna keep stirrin'
The niggers up
'Til the white man says
Enough is enough

And then...
And then...
And then...
And then...

The Klan'll show up
The Klan'll show up
All dressed in white
They're gonna show up
He's gonna be sorry
For struttin' his stuff
Hell's gonna break loose
When the Klan shows up
And they'll say:

"Jackson, what do you mean causin' all this trouble? It's up yours nigger, we gonna pop your bubble. We gonna break it off in ya, and stick it in double."

So just watch yourself Jesse
When this Klan shows up
You'd better watch yourself Jesse
When the Klan shows up


Lyrics submitted by Anti_Emo_Kid, edited by Wuotan31

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    General Commentthis is song is beyond ignorant. Johnny Rebel's head must be so far up his ass that he's turned into a shitface. Along with that, I think it is absolutely pathetic that people are belligerent (not to mention fucking stupid) enough to actually believe that hating another race is going to make the world better. Do you idiots not realize that hate only creates problems-especially when it is unjustifiable (such as racial hate)?
    River Wolfon March 01, 2007   Link
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    General CommentI do not think hating another race is going to make the world better, but I know that you are also hating when you write on this website. Why are you even looking at the lyrics if you do not like the music? Find another website to were you can argue with people like yourself and everyone has their own opinions, sorry there not the same as yours.Deal with it!
    MMM86on June 15, 2007   Link
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    General Commentso you actualy like jesse jackson and the reverend al sharpton? those mothafukers say cause i got a rebel flag hangin on my wall an on my truck that im a raceist bastard? man what make it right for them to hate me? what make it right for them to say im a cracker sonabitch? i aint do nothing to any black man yet they allways sayin that im the reason they shuld be gettin reperations. hell i got some black friends and they awsome. but then 90% of the other ones i meet gimmie dirty looks or talk shit to me an i aint even doin nothin to em. remember buddy reverse racism aint any better then straight raceism. and afirmitive action is old and outdated and it is reverse racism
    jesse jackson and the rev al sharpton fuckheads are the most raceist people i ever see. raceist against right. and why? just cuz we enslaved em 200 years ago? does that make it any better? and hell we didnt enslave em. there fukin tribe leaders in africa sold em to us. there own leaders betrayed em. how the fuck is somethin 200 years ago my fukin fault man. fuck that shit the second someone make a raceist remark about me to me ima fuckin rip them right back at them. but if they dont do shit man then guess what. we have no problum
    mac10guyon November 03, 2007   Link
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    General CommentTHIS SONG TELLS THE FUCKING TRUTH ABOUT ALL NIGGERS,EVERY TIME A NIGGER BREAKS THE LAW JESS JACKSON SHOWS UP AND THE NAACP AND THEY GET THE NIGGERS OFF,JUST LIKE BAK IN 1997 OR 1998 14 FUCKING NIGGERS JUMP TWO WHITE BOYS FOR NO REASON ONE OF THE BOYS WILL NEVER WALK AGAIN AND THEY KILLED THE OTHER BOY ABOUT A YEAR IN HALF LATER THE CASE GOES TO COURT AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT JESS JACKSON AND THE NAACP SHOW UP SCARMING THEM NIGGERS WAS NOT GUITLY AND DID NOTTHING WRONG THAT THE COURT AND LEGAL SYSTERM WAS BEING RACIST SO THEY LET THE 14 HEAD OF FUCKING NIGGERS OFF WTF IS WHAT THAT BUT SHIT IF THAT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND WITH WHITE BOYS THEY WOULD GET DEATH ROLL.
    JOHNNY REBELon January 10, 2008   Link

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