My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
I wanna drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine
For the things you did to me, you...

STUPID CAR!
I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
Blow yer damn engine back to hell
Where I know you're from.

Piece of JUNK!
You aren't even worth the tow
To a junkyard or a place
Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I...

WISH YOU'D DIE!
Oh nevermind, you always do.
Could you tell me how much longer it will be
Until I'm rid of you?

I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something)
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!

You leak more than a newborn baby
I change you oil all the time but STILL you need some more
Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
Such wonderous variety of problems galore

Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?

And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering

My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
I ought to give you a swift kick
In the muffler, in the tire
Or where ever I desire you...

STUPID CAR!
You never get me very far when
You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin

PIECE OF CRAP!
I guess you want a piece of me
Since you're leaving all your pieces
In the middle of the street

You heap of JUNK!
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you

I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead)
The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
Your miles are approaching seven digits
May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key

I'm guess I'm just a little angry
But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide.
You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
Has your car ever made you think about suicide?



Lyrics submitted by Bertxx, edited by Mellow_Harsher

Two Ton Paperweight song meanings
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    General CommentIt might be about a car, but I'm not sure.
    sillyrobon March 02, 2006   Link
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    General Commenthmmm i think u might be right
    korngirl1313on April 16, 2006   Link
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    General Commenthahahahaha, you stupid stupid ignorant people... its obviously about the singers angst towards his father.
    car? what the fuck were you thinking? lol
    stubby the pirateon June 05, 2006   Link
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    General Commentyou people are thinking too much about this! it is about a car, plain and simple. there is no metaphor or hidden meaning. IT'S A FUCKING CAR! A CAR THAT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK!
    Anyways, can anyone please post the lyrics to Prozac Milkshake?
    iamthetrollon July 13, 2006   Link
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    General Commentsomehow i think stubby the pirate was joking... i could be wrong cuz there's ignorant people on here like the person who thought the song "BEER!" was about Bush and Iraq...

    I just posted Prozak Milkshake, along with Orgasm equals Love and Jagermeister Love Song.. They should be on here soon... if not go to purevolume.com/… and get the lyrics there..

    ANYWAYS... Two Ton Paperweight is about..............maybe... a car?? lol

    plain and simple... he is very pist off at his car...
    octanerockson July 15, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI agree with u octanerocks...when I first heard this song on the radio, I was like...this is a great song about a crap car...nothing more nothing less...psycostick doesn't rele write songs that have these wonderful hidden meanings....they write fun songs about every day things....
    crashmypinkskullon July 15, 2006   Link
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    General Commentyeah, iamthetroll wasnt feeling my sarcasm, whatever. i know rawrb isnt angsty
    stubby the pirateon July 19, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthis song is like my fuckin anthem... my car has died too many times and the cars i drive (while mine is being worked one) have died on me... i've just gotten to where i do a complete once-over under the hood before i go anywhere... they still die... because they are a PIECE OF SHIT! lol
    iheartpsychostickon July 24, 2006   Link
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    General Commenti really dont think this song is about a car....its about a midget who beat the crap out of a head of lettuce, (im kididng)
    cocarockson October 01, 2006   Link
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    General Comment,,god is not a sadist..
    not all christians believe that god torments sinners for all eternity..

    ,,since we're just talking crap..

    hmm carrrs.. ^^
    maaik_e89on March 15, 2007   Link

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