"7 Days To Change Your Life" as written by and Jamie Cullum....
Just one local call and you'll see
A happy path through life not for free
A little bit fat you can't get a girl
Short on cash I'll change your world

The only way now is straight up
Your deepest despair I'll make it stop
Just 19.95 all major credit cards
And you'll stay alive and you'll go far

In just seven short days
You'll change your life
All of your innocence found
You'll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
Send me your money and I'll change your life

I know sometimes your life is a bitch
So come purchase my easy fix
I've been there myself sad fat and bald
But soon with my help, you'll have it all

I'll build you back up for the fight
You'll be so wound up your stomach's tight
Your the laugh of the party you'll get yourself laid
Surely you'll trust me once I've been paid

In just seven short days
You'll change your life
All of your innocence found
You'll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
Send me your money and I'll change your life
Change

So many years ago I was so low and lonely and depressed
I hadn't left my flat in weeks and never even bothered getting dressed
And I was smoking weed and I was in a mess and that's when it happened
So I opened up the blinds to let the light in on my sorry life
I dreamed about success and money muscles women cars
And even wives and they would always attend to my every need
So do you see what you can be, baby when you're with me?

In just seven short days
You'll change your life
All of your innocence found
You'll even lose a few pounds
See yourself making a mint
Quality time with your kids
Send me your money and I'll change your life


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"7 Days to Change Your Life" as written by Jamie Cullum

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    General Commentwell this is pritty self Xplanitory
    bsides the fact that jamie cullum is the shit
    the songs about him n sum1 eles who is troubled and that if she is w. him she will straighten her life out and stuff like that
    -peej
    pburke012on June 30, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThis song is based on a "7 hour advert" for a program tha used to be called 30 days to change your life, and got shorted to 7 days to change your life. Jamie saw this in his hotel one night after the Grammys (the same year he got thrown out of a limo and elbowed in the head by Paris Hilton) and decided "the music in it was quite rubbish". Thus he wrote this song...or at least that's what he said at his concert! It's a parody...NOT a love song!
    antidisneysequelon December 01, 2006   Link
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    General CommentSo many years ago I was so low and lonely and depressed
    I hadn’t left my flat in weeks and never even bothered getting dressed
    And I was smoking weed and I was in a mess and that’s when it happened
    So I opened up the blinds to let the light in on my sorry life
    I dreamed about success and money muscles women cars
    And even wives and they would always attend to my every need
    So do you see what you can be, baby when you're with me?



    that is such an ill verse
    pburke012on January 29, 2007   Link
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    General CommentWell, obviously this is a joke. If you compare this to Jamie Cullum's other lyrics, you'll notice immediately that this is meant as a parody. And, in my opinion, it's a good parody. :'D Don't take it too seriously.
    Hikuttajaon October 25, 2008   Link
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    General Commentok ewing....now you have all the lyrics. good luck singing this song.
    montaceon August 13, 2009   Link

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