Too many six packs
For one guy
To be buying
Too many brewskies
For one man
To guzzle down
That’s a whole lot of hops now
Lots of barley
You’re always burping
And taking a pee
Better watch out now
You’re gonna get sick
We’ll be at a rest stop
In just a little while
Better roll down a window
We’ll pull over here
And you’ll start tossing
Those 96 beers
Say goodbye
To 96 beers

And when the sun comes up
I’ll get a mop
You can wash my car
Clean it up
You’re up in bed
Lying there
The alarm’ll go off
It’s set real loud
Get your ass down here
Don’t make me shout
How can I get you to
Take these beer cans out?
Ya know your looking pretty fried
From 96 beers,
Your looking fried
Fried
Fried, fried, fried
I didn’t let you drive
On 96 beers
You better hide
Your wife’s outside
96 beers
96 beers



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