"Delusions! Delusions! Delusions of grandeur!
Grab the motherfucking tape machine. I'll show you I'm the shit.
Wait and see! Wait and see! Bask in creativity.
I'm too cool for music, faggot. Music isn't cool enough for me…
YEAH! As for the "f" word, pal
That's a poignant social statement from my old home town.
Seig heil! Seig heil! So the world can see
Hate rock isn't hate rock when we call it "irony"

We're doing it right, we're doing it right.
You've got the wrong idea.
You think you're something? Yeah?
You think it's stupid? You don't get it!
We're doing it right, we're doing it right.
You've got the wrong idea.
You think you're something? Yeah?
You don't know anything!"

You can't satirize queer culture if you aren't really gay
Yeah, you can't be anti-PC when no no one cares what you say
And you can say the kids are idiots but you're still up on the stage.
Shock value! Shock value! Shock value! Shock value! Shock
Value! Shock Value! Shock Value!

"I'm just here to entertain!
Like GG Allin, but derivative and lame.
Man, who needs music when you can call people names.
Songs are total bullshit, man. Music isn't cool enough for me."

Lyrics submitted by KeasbyKnights

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    General CommentJeff: don't like noise rock bands that don't have the decency to do anything interesting. I don't like bands that use the f or n words while speaking without any reason for it except to shock people. I especially don't like when bands use those words out of hate. And that's that. (includes a sample from "Arrested Development" which airs on Fox every Sunday at 8:30 and you should watch it)
    KeasbyKnightson February 20, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThis song is awesome...the Arrested Development quote is just the icing on the cake. Plus, the music is free (quoteunquoterecords.com/).

    It does not get much better than this.
    life_as_lucidon November 30, 2006   Link
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    General Commenti love this song. i love all their songs.
    if you ever come across the chance to see them live, go. it's a blast. (:
    loltayl0ron January 25, 2008   Link

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