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Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he said (fish market)
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies, hahahahaha
You like that shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy

[CHORUS]
said colt forty-five and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through palmdale
skatin' on jagged rims
so roll, roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

well it was just sundown in small white town
they call it east side palmdale (well)
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap cds
when I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the floor
fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
then I fucked to the left (left)
fucked to the right (right)
she sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran I jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh, he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
the mother fucker whooped my ass all night
but I ain't mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best damn pussy I ever had
got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time

[CHORUS]

I met this lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house because she was fine
but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said "aiyee"
lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky
she said I'll fry some chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait a minute man, check this out man)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

I met dolly parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with hennesee
that country music really drove me crazy
but I rode that ass and said yes miss daisy

met this lady in oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma

met this lady in michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again

met a real black girl down in south carolina
fucked her until she turned to a white albina


fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

fucked this girl down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya

met this beautiful sexy hoe
she just ran across the border of mexico
fine young thing said her name's maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'ma cry when she get deported

colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to the park, after dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
and as the marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck that shit)
and sell tapes from here to hong kong

have you ever went over a girls house to fuck
but the pussy just ain't no good (say what!)
I mean you gettin' upset cause you cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat the pussy
but it take her so long to cum (say What!)
then a dude walk in thats her big boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you start talkin' real fast
but he already mad cause you fuckin' his wife
so he start beatin' on you ass
now your clothes all muddy
your nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your world
now you still gotta go jack off

[Chorus till fades off]


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  • +2
    General CommentWhat's really lame is that these are lyrics to a completely different song then what it's titled.
    wikidstonarson October 27, 2010   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI love it.
    shockdelicaon January 03, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWHAT!! no comments?? whats rong with you people Funny Song
    watsgoldin?on February 23, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentOMFG I love this song, you can say its insulting to women as much as you want but that don't change the fact that this song is fuckin awesome ! Afroman is the shit, well imma go smoke a fat one and let by boi here eat somethin of mine out if ya get my drift ! lol keep it real !
    FuckinYaIn69Wayson June 06, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI am ashamed to admit I used to live in Palmdale...
    horluvron July 10, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commenthaha! Pretty lame but damn funny and catchy still the same!
    leakegon August 06, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentlol bad ass song
    XoTiGeRlIllYoXon February 22, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commenti hate it
    I_LUV_BRAD_NOWELLon October 01, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentha ha ha ha this song is hilarius. I luv it
    Rockin0ut2ozzyon November 01, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commenthah this is pretty funny but the lyrics are horrible! hhaha but i love it anyways
    chubs999on January 01, 2008   Link

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