arrr uhhhhhhhhh guhhhh

Who's there?
ah uh ah

*grunt*

Now get outta here.
huuh, you fool get the fuck out!
mmhhhm
You ready?

You Goddamn better believe it.

Then take your drawers off,
and work your legs.
Open your ass up like a keg.
Let me tap it,
I must have it, hmm.
Furry fool, you are mine.
I'll drink your ass like wine,
and when semen pours all over your head you know you must be dead.

Skeletor I knew ya groove,
and shake it so damn good
and when you cum on through my hood I'll give you a piece of wood.

You furry fool i know, and i will not disagree,
but there's one thing we don't like and it starts with He-
man, oh no I don't know which way to run or turn.

Don't worry Skeletor, your pants on fire my cock will burn.
My cocks on fire, for more dick!
You know Skeletor...

Yes, my head is so damn thick like yours.
No brain inside, just a lot of fucking fur,
and if i ripped it off, you'd find a boy and call him her, right?

No Skeletor, that's not what I'd do.
I'd bend you over and shoot, hhhhhaaa, chocolate goo..
in your asshole.
Lemmie lie.

Lemmie tell the truth.
Now who are you?

I don't know.

Let's break it true, now,
shake your ass c'mon beastman, shake your furry fur off.

I can't it's made of fur.

Bitch well then whack me off.
Grab your hairy palms.

Hairy, hairy indeed.
They're hairy as fuck.

Rake some leaves.

Ahh, what ever you need.
Now we're drunk, *snarl* we'll be in jail.
But, I'll rape you master.

It never fails.
He's always got my ass on his mind,
and it's sure in fact.
When he waxes me, he waxes all night long
and that is that.
Now, Beastman, Beastman what do you know about taking off your clothes?
You're just a slut from down below in Castle Greyskull, c'mon.

ahh Skeletor I shaved my legs for you tonight,
and if you see my cock I hope you go in fright.
ahh Skeletor you made me do some coke,
ahhh I'm up all night and its no joke.

Furry fool, break dance,
take off your furry pants,
take off your high heels,
and put them in your ass.
Now somebody is tip toe-ing,
and someone just came in.
And someone's pretty fat.

Beastman's pretty thin!
I've got AIDS,
Beastman AIDS,
and I'll spread it into every good boy and girl today.
Watch me give you cum stains in your fucking drawers.

Beastman watch your mouth,
we don't need that language any more.

C'mon Skeletor, don't you wanna see me work it now?

Beastman show them how you're going to get my ass and plow.
Now stick your cock inside, like Rake Yohn fucking said.

That faggot fuckin` douche bag only knows how to give head.

Two men,
in bed,
his face is getting red.
Ahh listen to everything i fucking said.

*grunts and snarls*

ah Beastman, do you, know how to end this song?


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    haha i agree there is not really a meaning to this song, its just made for entertainment haha makes me giggle everytime :P

    toocloseforcomforton April 18, 2007   Link

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