"Christmas In Hollywood" as written by Jorel Decker, Aron Erlichman, Jordon Kristopher Terrell, George Arthur Ragan, Matthew Busek and Dylan Peter Alvarez....
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidles spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah lets get drunk [x2]

J J J Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
Little Timmy stole from 7-11
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!!
It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
Like oh my god is that saint nick
Kids give me your list like its the 25th
Been accused of being a bad kid
But I get presents as is
'Cause Mrs. Claus just myspace'd me
I blew off a date on Christmas eve.
So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice
You might still get a Rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead new year!!!!
Fuck yeah!!!

It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidle spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah lets get drunk

bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.
Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz.
We were chillin at home and deckin the halls.
So I checked my phone and Santa had called.
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.
He said that his jolly ass needed some help.
He said Christmas ain't a gang but a way of life.
"if you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife."
So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle,
Funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle.
So we all took flight but something was fishy.
He asked for road head and started to kiss me.
Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.
Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's.
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster.
It wasn't saint nick it was a fuckin imposter.
When we found out he started to pout.
I took my bandana and I choked him out.
I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth.
Hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south.
I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest,
Met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest.
When it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a grinch.
So if you don't like Christmas Fuck you bitch!!!

It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidle spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah lets get drunk

Lets get drunk [x5]

It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidle spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah lets get drunk [x2]


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"Christmas in Hollywood" as written by Dylan Peter Alvarez Aron Erlichman

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  • +1
    General Commenthahahaha my friend wanted to jerk to this song
    ohsnapitsaubrion February 25, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General Commentalot of these parts sound just like other parts in other song, ex "Funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle" in this song "Funnier than fuck, you can ask Bob Saget" in No 5 and alot of others. Still cool though.
    delacroix192on April 18, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General Commenthahahaha i luv this song....one of the funnier ones of the hollywood undead in my opinion
    juggalette_199on June 27, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General Commentyeah this song probably took a century to write lmoa its massive

    the best line is "the weird kinda love that you give to your cousin"

    lmao thats ridicolously funny.

    and apparently they rape children.

    "so i took the cookies back and i fucked him in the ass"

    poor charlie scene, raping children on christmas lmao tsk tsk. ;)
    seandton December 19, 2007   Link
  • +1
    General Commenti blast this song every year at christmas.

    ...grandma's not a fan.
    CurtneyIsASuperher0on September 16, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI think this song has a really deep meaning. I'm glad the song writer really made us think about what he was trying to say.

    This song is a really serious portrayal of the hardships of growing up Jewish. [I know because because i'm a jew too.] :]

    Lol.
    OMGHAIon October 11, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General Commentyea this song intentionally has the same riffs and similar lines from other songs. the song wasn't on the album for a reason, it was made mostly for pure entertainment and to make you laugh.
    jpihlbladon December 10, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General Commentthis song is so damn sexy, definitely livens up my christmas!
    brianisboredon December 12, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General Commenthahaha i love this songg! i listen to it year round!
    singmeyourlovesongon December 15, 2008   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI'm pretty sure this song is written in the same time as No. 5, and has the same basic beat... That's why this song isn't supposed to be serious...
    Rockstar729on May 16, 2009   Link

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