Oh, if only Brazil was not so far
Far away I would swim or walk or ride
But never ever fly
But all the noise of the maniacs there
The sweat on my face it's worth to bear, but I
Don't wanna bounce and die

But then I see a lady
In a tight blue dress - I close my eyes
I know what I would go for
Stewardess before the crash

Lavatory Love Machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory Love Machine
No cabin fire burn my dream

I am at your disposal
I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide
Wheeling junk along the aisle
Keep your seat belt fastened
You're whipping with an iron voice, you command
Uh, mistress I am in your hands

And when she asks me
What I'd like to eat - I realise
The domina feels the same
And I reply: What about your pie?

Lavatory Love Machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory Love Machine
No cabin fire burn my dream

Lavatory Love Machine
No broken wings to stop me steam
Lavatory Love Machine
Honey do you like the way I cream?

Now if I gotta die
I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash
Let them know I've been alive
Till I made my final splash

Lavatory Love Machine
No fear to quell my steam
Lavatory Love Machine
Whoah, oh

Lavatory Love Machine
Don't hear the scary noises from the turbine when you scream
Lavatory Love Machine
No broken wings to stop this dream

Lavatory Love Machine
Honey do you like the way I cream?
Lavatory Love Machine
Whoah, oh...


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Lavatory Love Machine song meanings
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    General CommentIt's pretty hard not to know what this song means ;)

    For the three of you who don't, he is talking about "getting it on" with a stewardess in an airplane lavatory or bathroom.
    Mantis44on February 05, 2006   Link
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    General CommentIt's about joining the Mile High Club.
    Zughiaqon January 21, 2007   Link
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    General CommentNot just that - you can read it as him actually boning her on the way down (as the plane crashes). What a way to go.

    Can't wait to see these guys live at HellFest this year!
    Dogplatteron March 21, 2007   Link
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    General CommentIt's basically about the classic quick shag in the airplane toilet, and it crashes while you're at it.
    Xenimmeon July 09, 2007   Link
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    General CommentInstead of a mosh pit, Edguy had a conga-line going in the crowd for this song at Hellfest 07. Funnest performance ever - too bad it got cut short by Megadeth starting early :(
    Dogplatteron September 05, 2007   Link
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    Song MeaningIts a about a guy who's afraid of flying, but on his (first?) flight to Brazil, he falls in love with a Steward, on the line "i realise the domina feels the same" he realises she feels the same as him, and makes love to her while the airplane chrashes.
    2padoon May 09, 2013   Link

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