You ever believed in big strong daddy-legs?
And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane?
Then you will rejoice in believing in dog-like sparky!
He's all heaven sent but will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands

Brother, sis, we'll never ever sing like Barky
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky

Defenders of the world we make believe in
Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank
If I am a dog then shake hands

Brother, sis, we'll never ever sing like Barky
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky

Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins
That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world with everything alive
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
And crown me 'everything alive'

And so the spirits they do protect him now
Where he is all spoiled
Where he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
Now eat up your hand now eat your

Brother, sis, we'll never ever sing like Barky
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky

No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly

Never mind as crawling is my in mind world with everything alive
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
And crown me 'everything alive'

Is me alive and a-crawling?
Is my world?
Crawling is my world!


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    General CommentWhat a fantastic song, these guys are crazy to make this kind of music. If i'm not mistaken, the lyrics are plain bullshit :P
    obsessedon February 27, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI certainly can't divine any meaning from them whatsoever.
    Spacecowon April 18, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthis song is clearly written from the dog's point of view.
    Jaggyon January 05, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThis song and Stubb (A Dubb) by Mr. Bungle are the two best songs about dogs ever.
    HP Hovercrafton January 24, 2008   Link
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    General CommentGreat song. I agree that it's written from the perspective of the Dog. I think the meaning is anti-religion. The underlying message is: Do dogs (like Sparky) need to believe in anything to get through life? Answer - no. And with that understanding we want to be - Dog-like Sparky.
    Slartion December 23, 2010   Link
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    General Commenti dunno - it sounds kinda pornographic maybe?
    pedroagnoon October 12, 2012   Link
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    General CommentIs there any connection with this song and the band Sparkydog & Friends?
    adam113369on November 20, 2014   Link

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