Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade.
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq,
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neil
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile.
But before it could make it back to the Batcave,
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete.
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped.
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip.
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed,
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air, and he did a summersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Angels sang out
In immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens
Descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick
Which could shatter bones
Into the crotch
Of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground
Writhing in pain
As Batman changed back
Into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through
His clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head
In between his thighs.

Then Gandalf the Grey
And Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
And Benito Mussolini
And the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis
And Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman
Every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, the Rock,
Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw,
With civilians looking on in total awe.

The fight raged on for a century.
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood; the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive,
I wonder who it will be?
This is the Ultimate Showdown
(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown
(This is the Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.


Lyrics submitted by minosha

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