If I could make love to a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
that had the exact same circumference as you


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    no, it is. Sung live in 1981, it's a parody of "Time in a Bottle" by Jim Croce

    thedarkmanon March 18, 2006   Link

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