If I could make love to a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
that had the exact same circumference as you


Lyrics submitted by UnholySoldier

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    General Commentno, it is. Sung live in 1981, it's a parody of "Time in a Bottle" by Jim Croce
    thedarkmanon March 18, 2006   Link
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    General CommentYeh, I found it hard to believe myself but yes this is a Weird Al song.

    As thedarkman said its a parady of Time In a Bottle
    lil rocker99on June 16, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General CommentThis is REAL. Doesn't Al have the right to have a little fun at times?
    elegent_messon June 19, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General Commentbazmeg, thats 2 weird al songs, atleast the ones ive posted, that uve been the first post to sya they're 100% false...and both times u were owned. y not do some research n look it up next time before u talk.
    UnholySoldieron August 26, 2006   Link
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    General CommentWell US, I guess 2 out of 6 ain't bad looking at your submissions. It's understandable that people may not think that this or Born to Be Mild are official as both are very rare and unreleased.

    For instance, this song was only played during occasional live shows in the '80s
    Eticketon September 18, 2006   Link
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    General CommentHey!!! LOOK AT THIS!!! IT'S A WEIRD AL SONG
    com-www.com/weirdal/…
    Xaq27on November 14, 2007   Link
  • -1
    General Commentholy moly, soldier! this is 100% NOT WEIRD AL!!
    bazmegon January 20, 2006   Link

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