Some people might like to get a train to work, Or drive in in a beamer or a merc.
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss today, I'm gonna take my bike,
'cause once again the tube's on strike.

The greedy bastards want extra pay,
For sitting on their arse all day,
Even though they earn 30k,
So I'm standing here in the pouring rain
Where the fuck's my fucking train?

London Underground! London Underground! They're all lazy fucking useless cunts,
London Underground! London Underground! They're all greedy cunts, I wanna shoot them all with a rifle!

All they say is please mind the doors!
And they learn that on the two day course, This job could be done by a four year old, They just leave us freezing in the cold.

What you smell is what you get,
Burger King and piss and sweat.
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet,
And chewing gum on every seat

So don't tell me to mind the gap!
I want my fucking money back!
London Underground! London Underground! They're all lazy fucking useless cunts!
London Underground! London Underground! They're all greedy cunts, I wanna shoot them all with a rifle!

lalalala
lalalala

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp, every platform has a fucking tramp!
But the divers get the day off when, we're all late for work again!

London Underground! London Underground!
Wa wa wankers,
They're all wankers!
London Underground!

Take your oyster card,
And shove it up your arsehole!



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    General CommentWhy has no-one commented yet? an incredibly funny song-everyone should liten to it.
    world_dominationon July 11, 2006   Link
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    General Commentthis song is legendary...and so fucking true as well
    akb24on October 21, 2006   Link
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    General CommentIf a great singer can make a song that is true and rhymes, then there's no complaints here!

    He manages to capture the exact emotions you feel with those bloody tourists!

    I love the wa wa wankers bit, very musical :p
    GnomeQueenon March 20, 2007   Link
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    General CommentThis song was huge in my school like 2 years ago. So fucking funny!
    Like_Millionson March 10, 2008   Link
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    General CommentThe thing I can't believe about this song is it is so famous literally every body at my school "that London Underground thing that swears loads" but so few can name another song by AmTran. If anyone here likes this but hasn't lsitened too anything else by them DO IT they're brilliantly funny. Plus they just brought out a new live allbum with a load of new songs on (the live london underground is immense)
    Pixie214on January 10, 2010   Link

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