Making cookies is like making gold
Because they’re so rewarding!
I’ll show you how to feel rewarded
First preheat the oven to 350 degrees
Then you check that you have all the proper ingredients
Before the beginning, you’ll be proud of yourself
Like how mom is proud of her child for winning the race!
Ready to be proud of yourself
Ok, let’s start, GO!
Get out a mixing bowl!
One teaspoon of baking soda
Not like pop – don’t get mixed!
One teaspoon of salt
Half of butter, half cup of Crisco
And ¾ cup of sugar
Splenda if you want to be healthy, fag.
Brown sugar comes in ¾ cups
One and a half teaspoons of vanilla
Two eggs and package of chocolate chips!
I recommend sweet oh man
Hans Leper she invented the first projectile telescope
The earliest human-powered submarine invented
William Audret invented the slide ruler in 1624
What defines terminally ill
Do patients have relationships?
A big old part of assisted suicide!



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