I didn't mean it when I said I hope the cable in the elevator snaps when you step on board.
And I was joking when I said I hope you crack your head and get mangled by the downstairs revolving doors.
And I was kidding when I said I hope the #103 bus hits and makes a pancake out of you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
But isn't it amazing what a woman in love will do?

And I really don't want to see your taxi on the 59th street bridge flip over and crash through the rail.
And I'd feel bad if at the airport you were mistaken for a local sex offender, arrested, beaten up, and thrown in jail.
And I really don't want to see you getting radiation poisoning from the medal detectors that all passengers on foreign and domestics flights must walk through.
I'm sorry.
Forgive me.
For all the mean things I said to you.

You thought I didn't have a temper.
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Surprise!
But I really don't want to see you dismembered by the marijuana sniffing dogs when a simple little nipping would sufice.
Would sufice.

And I'm sorry that I said I hope the flight attendant spills scalding hot coffee in your lap as the plane carries you away from me.
And I'm sorry that I said I hope you break both legs on the mountain while you ski.
And I'm sorry for all the nasty things I said about your mother even though we both know they're true.
I'm sorry.
Forgive me.
I'm swallowing my pride.
I'd feel so guilty if you died.
Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm still mad at you



Lyrics submitted by sunbeamlj

Regretting what I said to you when you called me at 11:00 on a Friday morning to tell me that at 1:00 that very same afternoon you are going to leave your office, go downstairs on the street to hail a cab to go out to the airport to catch a plane to go sk song meanings
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