"U.G.L.Y." as written by Elton John, Bernie Taupin and Davey Johnstone....
Ok, i'm a cheerleader now
U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x4

I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you
Oh wait! Yes i do.

Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truck run over your face instead
There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill
You're ugly!

U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast - (girl)
You're scary - you're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
(so funny)

You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the miss ugly pageant you win first prize
Yo mama says you ugly -
You ugly!

U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2

Get busy x15

Yo mama says you're ugly
Get busy
Yo mama says you're ugly
Get busy
Yo mama says you're ugly
Get busy you're ugly!

U.u.u.u.
Now i feel like blondie

U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2

Quasimodo
Camel breath
Squarehead
Ugly!

Chicken legs
Pig face
Chin like bubba
Ugly!

Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
Ugly!

Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freak show - ugly!

U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x1

U.G.L.Y. - you could make an onion cry
U.G.L.Y. - like an alien chased by the F.B.I.
U.G.L.Y. x6
U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi you ugly!


Lyrics submitted by Matty

"U.G.L.Y" as written by Shaun Fisher, Anthony C. Battaglia, Nina Ossoff

Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

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    General CommentGet On it matty. Your as good as the song! id Give this song 10/10 !!!!
    Sholaaaon December 25, 2005   Link
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    General Commentfuck d and c.
    Bishopzson December 25, 2005   Link
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    General CommentHahahaha glad to see i've got just as many fans on songmeanings as Daphnie and Celeste do.. Thanks Sholaaa lol!
    Mattyon January 03, 2006   Link
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    General CommentJeez these guys were crap.
    messypupon March 17, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI think this song is just wonderful. It is bright, breezy, optimistic, fun-filled and cheerful. The whole thing is just a very bizarre joke about a stream of abuse that a cheerleader hurls at another girl. But it should not be taken too seriously. There is too much political correctness about these days, and some people tend to be easily-offended. But this is in no way offensive. It's just a bit of fun.

    Daphne and Celeste rule!
    fredsmithon July 20, 2008   Link
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    General CommentSeeing as how happy this song makes me feel, I find it rather ironic that it's just a bunch of insults all thrown together. I don't know, something about singing 'U.G.L.Y. you ain't got no alibi, you ugly! Eh, hey, you UGLY!' at the top of my lungs makes me feel better.
    ILoveParamore96on November 19, 2009   Link

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