"Bald" as written by Daniel Francis Hawkins, Edwin James Graham, Francis Gilles Poullain-patterson and Justin David Hawkins....
It would appear that male pattern
Baldness has set in
His hair, at an alarming pace
Running away from his face
He's losing his virility
And now his masculinity
Has been compromised
And his libido down-sized

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.

From what I have been reading
His scalp needs kneading
To stimulate each follicle
And reverse this diabolical
Condition that's afflicted he
For years and has cruelly
Repulsed each potential mate
And left him with a balding pate

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.

Sock it to me baby, yeah!

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
Thank God!

Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me.
How?


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"Bald" as written by Edwin James Graham Daniel Francis Hawkins

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  • +1
    General CommentSomething to do with their bassist?
    bassy jayon July 09, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General CommentIt would have to be about Justin's fear of losing his hair, think about it, he has got one nice head of hair! This must be his biggest fear ...
    Girlwith2hazeleyeson August 25, 2006   Link
  • +1
    General CommentThis song is about Bono. I'm not even kidding, that's why the line "Thank God it's him instead of me" is in there. Remember when they remade that horrible Christmas song and Justin sang the line "Thank God it's them instead of me," but Bono didn't like the way he did it and insisted that they use the old recording? Look it up. But yeah, this song is about Bono. OH SNAP.
    vivo patinaron October 26, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIM THE FIRST TO COMMENT ON THIS SONG!!!

    this song is about people going bald around him, and he never wants it to happen to him.
    BlackShuckon January 17, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIM THE SECOND TO COMMENT ON THIS SONG!!!!

    yeah what he said. This guy doesn't want to go bald
    lauraismeon January 18, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis is by far my favorite song on the new album.
    Emmy4889on February 12, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentMy absolute favourite Darkness song. When you or I ask about something you are worried about and you say "my friend has this problem" whatever it is and its really yourself in denial and not someone else with a problem. What do you think?, and they answer and you go away and think about it. Sometimes it helps you to shake down whatever the problem is.
    SR-71on July 08, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General CommentWTF! This pisses me off! how is it that their by far, three best songs, (Bald, Knockers, and Hazel Eyes) have almost no comments!?!?!? you know what this means... you guys all have great taste in music! but yeah, this song is pretty meaningless other than the fact that he wants to avoid going bald...
    Garreton March 13, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General Commentoh wow. Garret said i have great taste in music. I feel all warm inside
    lauraismeon March 27, 2008   Link

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