Ever since first man has walked this earth I have been here
to whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names, but there is one you can't deny--

My name is Satan!

Hi everybody! Let me tell you a little bit about myself!

My friends all call me Old Scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns and a little goatee
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
and little cloven hooves that make it kind of hard to ski

I'm Satan!

My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox News and then go club some baby seals
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfadel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I'll make a toast to me--hey, here's to my health!

My name is Satan!

To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I'm in every Zeppelin album; I'm in all Rush Limbaugh's rants
I'm the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
And if I wanna eat your soul I'll just throw it on the griddle
I don't need to make a deal, I don't need to tell a riddle
And fuck Charlie Daniels, I don't care if he can fiddle

I'm Satan!

"Devil went down to Georgia; he was looking for a soul to steal..."
Which is fucking bullshit because I would not be caught dead in Georgia...

666


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    General CommentGREAT Song. Like the other folks said, it's all in the delivery. He sings it all effeminate like a cross between The Church Lady and Richard Simmons
    cgodfreyon April 28, 2008   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis is Stephen's personal view of satan, but it's not funny in text form, it's literally ALL in the delivery.
    knuxmanon October 28, 2005   Link
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    General CommentI love this song, haha!
    Disgorgeon February 27, 2006   Link
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    General Commentagreed with Knuxman, only when hearing it can you laugh so hard.
    Pandoruson December 01, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI'm pretty sure it's "here's to my hell". LOVE the red sox joke.
    zerodiabloson February 14, 2010   Link
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    General CommentThe best part is the ending.

    Six six six!

    There's just something I find so awesome about that part...
    ToSiriuson August 19, 2010   Link
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    General Comment"thats just how i picture him" lol that part is funny
    clawz01on October 12, 2011   Link

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