"I'm the Least You Could Do" as written by and James M. Franks....
It always sucks refolding the kind of map
Needed when i get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact
Is if i just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb

It ain't your mind you're givin' me a piece of
As it don't take Einstein to know that's just obscene but
It's been Buck Rogers' time since i hit other than rock bottom

Even the odds of having you against me
With your crotchless jihad on blue balls evidently
Are all mighty good god so angel dust my soul like James Brown

Street legal whore hauling so much stunning ass
Sell yourself short like Bridget at the Bunny Ranch
Do it all fours the satisfaction of getting fouled

I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
If only life were as easy as you
I would still get screwed

I don't care if getting under someone that's
Beneath you fits the m.o. of conundrum as
You reckoned this was just a fancy word for rubbers

I aim to get a bang out of working your
Weak spot that sets the bar so low just nerve can score
With no respect since oddly danger feels like pay dirt

I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
If only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do
If only life were as easy as you
I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
If only life were as easy as you
If only

When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods
When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods
When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods
When my fumbling breaks you should
I thank your dad for the damaged goods


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"I'm the Least You Could Do" as written by James M. Franks

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  • +3
    General CommentI disagree with pretty much everyone's interpretation of this song...

    I think he is referring to sleeping with a really stupid but pretty girl and is making fun of her.
    He is outsmarting her on every level in this song... and he is being an a** when he says "i'm the least you could do, if only life were as easy as you" He doesn't like this girl but he's sleeping with her.

    He says things like "I just shut up my rubber stamp could flag you as dumb" and

    "It ain't your mind you're givin' me a piece of"

    He's saying I can be as mean to you as I want to be and you are still going to sleep with me... You are stupid and therefore deserve it.
    nonamereallyon June 15, 2011   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI fucking LOVE this song.
    JAStewarton September 29, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song is so random. I have no idea what it's about but it rocks...Always on my playlist. I'm not sick of it after 55 plays...I don't think i ever will be.
    the_crusaderon October 09, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song is an instant BHG classic. I never get tired listening to it, it f*ckin rocks!

    Sorry, got no clue what it's realy about.
    Stealth2000on November 06, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentIt's about a prostitute. I don't "get" the outro though.
    ShesMyAlcatrazon December 15, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentsuch a nice song, its about prostitute i guess, i really like the part when he says 'When my fumbling breaks (?) you should
    I thank your dad for the damaged goods' but i dont understand the meaning, anyway a very nice song...
    comeback-kidon December 17, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI have no idea why the lyric transcription is this bad when BHG prints their lyrics in every album.

    It's about the singer scoring with a woman with low self-esteem; he perceives her as above him socially and is surprised she's with him. Which is odd, because if she's as stupid as he says, she wouldn't really rank above him.

    It's "the satisfaction of getting fouled" she's after, and the singer is thanking her father for screwing her up psychologically so the only way she can feel worthwhile is through being sexually desirable.

    This song is like notes taken during an episode of Loveline.
    Dubious Meriton March 06, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI love the line "if only life were as easy as you"
    this song is sad and mean but straightforward and true. It's just like he wants to give this person a reality check to get themself together.
    AmberAmeliaon April 14, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThe songs beautiful in its own twisted demented way.

    Who wants a hug?
    CynicalSexFiendon February 26, 2007   Link
  • 0
    General Commentits about a fat girl whos really easy.
    but its a pretty catchy tune and definately funny
    rockstar992on July 15, 2007   Link

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