"Ralph Wiggum" as written by and A. Jean A. Glazier....
I'm going to Africa, yes ma'am,
I'm a brick, was President Lincoln.
Okay, Mittens!
There's a dog in the vent,
Chicken necks,
I pick Ken Griffey Jr.
I fell out two times

I'm pedaling backwards,
This Snowflake tastes like fishsticks
We're a totem pole
Dying tickles
I heard a Frankenstein lives there,
She's touching my special area,
Go banana!

Ralphie (Ralphie)
Get off (Get off)
The stage (The stage)
Sweetheart (Sweetheart)
Oh say, can you rock?
I'm a pop sensation! I'm a pop sensation!
Salmon gutter

I'm Idaho,
You smell like dead bunnies,
That's where I saw the leprechaun,
Fun toys are fun
Chocolate microscopes,
You're not it, that is so 1991,
I bit my tongue

Ralphie (Ralphie)
Get off (get off)
The stage (The stage)
Sweetheart (Sweetheart)
Oh say, can you rock?
I'm a pop sensation! I'm a pop sensation!
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
Yvan eht nioj
My sash says Ultraman!


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"Ralph Wiggum" as written by A. Jean A. Glazier

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  • +1
    General CommentThe Ralph quotes i miss the most is "My cat's breath smells like cat food." "I bent my wookie." and don't forget "He's gonna smell like hot dogs." that's some good stuff
    Tomshaqon April 08, 2006   Link
  • 0
    General CommentAh i love it
    JAStewarton September 19, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentlovely
    omgzrobon September 19, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentFunny Shit.
    damloseron September 20, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song is obviously a bunch of lines from Ralph Wiggum from "The Simpsons". Yvanehtnioj! Yvanehtnioj!
    Raptor98on September 21, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentYvanehtnioj! - wots that mean
    Redmondon September 22, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentYvanehtnioj! = Join the Navy!

    Remember the Simpsons episode where Bart, Millhouse, Ralph and Nelson become a boy band. In their music videos are secret subliminal messages to join the Navy.
    Cool Cozon September 22, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song kicks my ass.

    YOU SMELL LIKE DEAD BUNNIES! (best line EVER)
    imapopsensationon October 02, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentAwesome track.
    This is probably my favorite off the new album. I wish it was longer though, damn it.

    Pretty cool concept for a song, yet I feel they left out some really great quotes... whatever, the chorus makes up for it a lot- Jimmy's voice comes off as quite endearing.
    iLL Ronaldon October 07, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentyeah.. i would have died if such classics as

    "I look like cable tv"

    "it tastes like burning"

    made it into the song. maybe even the whole "soliloquoy" he utters after he sees Skinner ands Krabapple in the closet together..
    SavageMadroxon March 24, 2006   Link

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