"JCB" as written by and Luke Richard/parker Concannon....
Well, I'm rumbling in this JCB
I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant, sitting beside me
And engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singing
Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work

And my dad's probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubbling and joking away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are getting all impatient and angry but we don't mind

And we're holding up the bypass
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Sitting on the tool box
And I'm so glad I'm not in school bus
So glad I'm not in school, oh no

And we pull over to let cars pass
And pull off again speeding by this summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like Zoids or Transformers or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a tyrannosaurus rex
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates, my dad's "B.A." Baracus
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckers

And we're holding up the bypass
Me and my dad having a top laugh
Sitting on the tool box
And I'm so glad I'm not in school bus
So glad I'm not in school

And we're holding up the bypass
Me and my dad having a top laugh
I'm sitting on the tool box
And I'm so glad I'm not in school bus
So glad I'm not in school

Said, I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me around in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me around in his JCB

I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me around in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me around

And we're holding up the bypass
Me and my dad having a top laugh
And I'm sitting on the toolbox
And I'm so glad I'm not in school bus
So glad I'm not in school

All I said, I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me around in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me around in his

I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me around in his JCB
I'm Luke, I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee
Drives me around in his JCB


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"JCB" as written by Luke Richard Concannon John James Parker

Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

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  • +1
    General Commentit's about a boy who has trouble learning and is being picked on at school

    "And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
    And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
    And I'll tell em I'm 8, my dad's ba barakas
    Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas"

    And his dad has not taken him to school that day so he and his son can't spend some quality time together.

    I think everyone can relate to this song in one way or another.
    paulmdentonon December 09, 2005   Link
  • +1
    General Commenthey, i think it's called "JCB Song" not just "JCB"

    It's well cute. On Richard and Judy they said that grown men were crying when they heard it for the first time. Not that i watch R&J all the time or anything....
    claireyon December 12, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song rocks!! the video is soooo funny!!! jcbsong.co.uk :D!!!
    xxrosiepxxon August 23, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentits spiggin awesome, truely great
    emilieeon October 05, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentits spiggin awesome, truely great
    emilieeon October 05, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentso has to make it to xmas number one, its such a tune...love it
    hunnybee4uon December 04, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentdid they write it or was it a little boy and they have just recorded it? love it!!
    finallyfreeon December 06, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentThis song and video makesme chuckle so much... crimble number one i heard :D

    xX
    crazy_jojo186on December 06, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI love this song. Listened to it like 4 times in a row yesterday.
    strider3005on December 09, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentBest song i've heard in a while. not the usuall pop rubbish. got it on repeat on my computer
    paulmdentonon December 09, 2005   Link

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