"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" as written by James M. Franks and Jared Victor Hennegan....
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker

Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,
If I get you in the loop
When I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where
Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where pronto


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"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" as written by Jared Victor Hennegan James M. Franks

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  • +6
    My InterpretationI think it is about sex.
    sirludwigvanbiffingtonon September 14, 2012   Link
  • +2
    General CommentThis is the military alphabet

    A: Alpha
    B: Bravo
    C: Charlie
    D: Delta
    E: Echo
    F: Foxtrot
    G: Golf
    H: Hotel
    I: India
    J: Juliet
    K: Kilo
    L: Lima
    M: Mike
    N: November
    O: Oscar
    P: Papa
    Q: Quebec
    R: Romeo
    S: Sierra
    T: Tango
    U: Uniform
    V: Victor
    W: Whiskey
    X: X-Ray
    Y: Yankee
    Z: Zulu

    THATS what the title is.
    imsokoolitsunkoolon October 22, 2005   Link
  • +2
    General CommentLol...the sexual innuendos in this song make it hilarious. Plus the tune is uber-catchy
    SketchyTexason September 03, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General CommentI can't wait for the album to come out, Too bad they moved the release date from September 13th to the 27th.

    I meaning is very obvious, and the intention seems to imply having sex in as many ways possible on tv/radio.
    Cool Cozon August 04, 2005   Link
  • +1
    General CommentMentosTheFreshmaker ..

    it says "I brazillian wax poetic, so hypothetically, i don't wanna beat around the bush"
    brazillian wax means shaving your crotch.
    cause he doesn't wanna "beat around the bush"
    GarnettMeganon July 21, 2009   Link
  • +1
    General CommentIt should say
    So Hypothetically I don't want to beat around the bush

    Which also makes more sense than
    So pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush
    Gunnehguyon August 01, 2011   Link
  • +1
    General CommentYeah, no hidden meanings here. It's pretty blatant bit of juvenile fun with words to avoid censorship. The heavy guitar chorus kinda rocks, though.

    Penis = dude piston, lap rocket, pork steeple, boink swatter, whoopie stick, nether rod, etc.

    Vagina = ham wallet, gut locker, squish mitten, yippee bog, oyster ditch, pudding hatch, etc.
    Edwardo2on January 07, 2017   Link
  • 0
    General Commentawesome song, very hard to understand i think he might say If I can getcha to look wet
    jpax9on August 01, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General Commentthis song is sooooooo catchy. i love it. haha so much sexual inuendo.
    Raptor98on August 03, 2005   Link
  • 0
    General CommentI loove this song. The song meaning is obvious. The title gives it all away.
    Foxtrot
    Uniform
    Charlie
    Kilo

    ...it spells FUCK. Hehe I love them :D
    newkickson August 03, 2005   Link

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