Mutton dagger,
Old blind Bob,
Hanging Johnny,
Fishing rod,
Tally wacker,
Pocket rocket,
One eyed trouser trout,
Ding dong,
Ankle spanker,
Pork sword,
Engine cranker,
Hairy hot dog,
Davy Cockett,
LET THEM ALL HANG OUT!

CHORUS-
Pet names for genitalia,
You know the girls think of 'em,
And you gotta love 'em!
Pet names for genitalia,
Theres always something silly
Of that little Willy!

Wang,
Wahzoo,
Weenie wacker,
Pecker,
Pee Pee,
Kidney cracker,
Heat seeking moisture missile,
Giggle stick,
Love whistle,
Tube stick,
Uncle Dick,
THIS IS GETTING REALLY SICK!
I'm not through,
There's ONE more,
PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!

Repeat Chorus 2x


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    General CommentWow... this is... crazy. I just call it Penis... nothing special like that.
    dirtyjewon June 08, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThis song shows to me the deep struggles of a man with a conflict within himself to choose one lover for eternity. He chooses...Old Blind Bob.
    she_speakson October 04, 2006   Link
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    General Commentparody of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel
    jetfan1824on May 27, 2007   Link

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