Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
and this is what they're called...

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Vagina...
Vagina....
They call that thing vagina....

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

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Vagina!!!!!

Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cuz they've been douched too much!!!!

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Nothing could be finer
than to be in a vagina
in the morning...



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    General Commenta great song! it's got simple, great and also very funny lyrics.
    it's good to hear while cruising around or to sing it while showering (that's what i sometimes do :- ] )
    JustSomeHumanon May 14, 2006   Link
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    General CommentOH MY GOD! HE SAID DOUCHE! Tom Green, you continue to impress me.
    dirtyjewon June 08, 2006   Link
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    General CommentI'm pretty sure he never sang this
    Soldier_of_Funkon June 20, 2006   Link
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    General CommentWhether tom green actually sang this or not its fucking genius. The song basically penetrates deeper than you think.lol. His reference to crawling into a "vagina in the morning" hes a douchebag, and that hed be better off crawling back into his moms vagina and never coming out again, because he does absolutely nothing to contribute to society.
    pootangmagneton August 28, 2007   Link

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