"Things I Want" as written by and Deryck Jason/jocz Whibley....
Ho, Ho, Ho
So many christmas letters
So many wishes
Lucy wants a squeezy doll
Jimmy wants a moon rocket
Oh, this list's rather long...

[Sum 41]

Hey now Santa I'm writin' to you
'Cause there's alotta cool shit I want
I know I've been naughty
But cut me some slack
'Cause there's alotta cool shit I want
So here's my list-a
So check it a twice-a

I want
A solid gold harley with machine guns on the front
I want
A Motley Crue lunch box filled with sticky buns

I wanna see-through jump suit that fits me tight
I want all of the Beetles copyrights
I wanna chop Florida off the map
I want Pamela Anderson's speedo top!

Here ya go, Santa
That's my Christmas list
That's all the cool shit I want
But wait a minute, Santa
Here's some things I missed
There's still alotta cool shit I want

So here's my list-a
So check it a twice-a

I want
A time machine and a BB gun
I want
A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun
I want
To party naked on a school bus full of nuns
I want
A bumper pool table and a robot pelican

There ya go, Santa
I'm sure you'll agree that
There's some really cool shit I want
I know I've been naughty
But I gaurantee
That I deserve every single one

So take my list-a
And check it a twice-a
I know I've been naughty
But life ain't nice-a
Please I still-a
Need some more shit-a

I want
I diamond hyena shootin fire from his butt
I want
A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt
I want
A magical sleigh that's pulled by flying skunks
I want
All the cool shit I want!

Lyrics submitted by Mojo86

"Things I Want" as written by Jason Mccaslin Stephen Jocz

Lyrics © EMI Music Publishing, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.

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    General Commentbest xmas song ever
    Mojo86on July 26, 2005   Link
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    General Commentin deed mojo86 ya cant beat this song lol spesh wen they say"i want to party on naked a school bus" infact its all awsome lol tee hee tha D rock \M/
    soulpatchrocker01on August 30, 2005   Link
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    General Commentit is rather "beatles copyrights", isn't it?
    64dan2on December 30, 2006   Link
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    General CommentThis song rules! I love sum 41 too! and Tenacious D with their hilarious lyrics.
    I see mistakes though, or maybe the way I hear it is wrong.
    Either way, awesomeness :P
    computer41on January 10, 2010   Link

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